1. spaceroach.com is officially mine!
2. I have not shaved in 3 weeks and I already look like Pai Mei.
3. A short work week. w00t. 4th of July is a friday, double w00t!!
4. I am contemplating a completely smokeless summer.
5. Snoop Dogg was on Power 106 last Wed and proclaimed Dre’s Detox is finally complete. Much like the Channel Advisor API, everything is done and Dre is selecting the final tracks. He has over 20 to choose from. After 8 years in the making, this album has to be good. For the sake of mainstream hip hop, this album has to be the bomb!

Spaceroach.com is officially the property of What Da Phuk! Well not officially, I still have to do that whole transfer domain thing. Unfortunately, sacrifices had to be made for this to happen. As a blogger, I am constantly struggling with “should I post that? Can I say that? Is this too far?”

As we (bloggers) progress as writers we learn the limits and dance along the line. I know I have personally affected others in the past. I truly hope they were all hot college girls that immediately disrobed and had a pillow fight. But unfortunately the reality is you can hurt people with something as stoopid as a blog.

So while I continue to offend the masses on What Da Phuk! please note I have some pretty big plans for spaceroach.com.

Space Rooooaaaaaach…dot com…coming soon!

1. Why do I feel like I am waiting for it to begin?
2. Katy Perry is pretty awesome.
3. But the bullshit never seems to end?
4. Jumpers may be the worst acted movie of all time.
5. The Lakers drafted 6′4″ point guard from Kentucky, Joe Crawford. Scouting report says Farmar, watch out.

Eugene L. O’Flatery, the democratic state representative from Massachusetts, is single handily blocking Jessica’s Law from passing in MA. This douchebag doesn’t believe that violent and sexual acts against children should be punished with mandatory sentences.

I say lock this douchebag up. This is one law I am for.

Let Eugene O Douche know how you feel.

State House
Room 136
State House
Boston, MA 02133
Telephone: 617-722-2396
Facsimile: 617-722-2596
E-Mail Address: Rep.GeneOFlaherty@hou.state.ma.us

Sorry for going perezhilton on the pic. It just seemed right. This guy is worse than a douche. He wants to help protect extremely violent criminals…of children. This guy is making word the liberal have a bad meaning.

1. I am finished with the MGM. Too many old memories.
2. Il Mulino is very good. Tao Beach is literally the hottest club in Vegas. The hot winds and smell of Asian Fusion food don’t add to the ambiance.
3. I am not 2 years old. I am 2 and 3/4.
4. The Palazzo is the nicest hotel in vegas…except for the elevator problem.
5. That guy is dressed exactly like flavor flav. Wait…that is FLAVOOOORRRR FLAAAAAAAV!

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” is a grammatically correct sentence — according to Noam Chomsky’s generative grammar.

While this may be true, I think it’s a slap in the face of semantic canonicalization of the english language.

George Carlin was more than just one of my favorite comedians. He was a hero. He was the epitome of counterculture. He hated cliches, lip-service, corporate propaganda, religion and laws. He hated the bullshit, cause it’s bad for ya!

George wasn’t just about fart jokes. Although sometimes he loved to gross you out and shock you, he was a master linguist and would breakdown our idiosyncrasies like no one else. Since I was little kid, George Carlin made me think.

RIP Rufus.

Today, I received my monthly bill from T Mobile. My bill is $221 over the normal amount ($100/per month). When I first saw this I thought it must be a mistake. I didn’t even bother to check the itemized calls. I called T Mobile only to find out I went over my allotted time…way over.

I have unlimied nights and weekends, unlimited myFavs (Top 5), unlimited text messaging, unlimited internet/email and 600 any time minutes.

05/08 - 06/08

• 2402 minutes
• 409 sent texts
• 409 received texts

If you thought I didn’t answer my phone before, well we are entering a whole new era…a time better known as ringer off. I am NOT talking on the phone –  at all!

I have no desire to send T Mobile more than half of the astronomical amount I send to the bank for my car each month. I changed my plan to include 1000 any time minutes but what concerns me the most about this…why am I wasting 2402 minutes (40 hours) of a month on the phone?! I am like a 14 year old girl…nah…just dating one!

So text, email and get good at ESP cause that’s it. Yo B.Sleez, what number am I thinking?

That’s it. Boston took it in 6. After game 4 I expected this to happen. We couldn’t put together 4 good quarters of basketball in any game this series. The lakes were out matched. Phil needs to spend the summer thinking about a series D game plan. This is his second consecutive demolishing in the finals. To work all season and post season to have your ass handed to you…

If Bynum comes back and is near the type of a player he was at the beginning of last season, he will dominate. He will be the tough and hard inside presence the lakers need. He will be the next scoring option. He could have had 40 with Perkins out…and 38 with him in.

The truth is they didn’t deserve it. They lost by 39. They clearly didn’t want it nearly as much as the Celtics. There will be next year. But first…Olympic basketball in August and then Football. w00t.

Today, Knibb High Football doesn’t rule

1. Lakers salvage their amazing season with a win. 3 - 2 is one step closer. 2 more games to go!
2. Whoa! What was that? Holy phuk that was bizarre.
3. Partying on the roof of 1221 Ocean was pretty cool.
4. Big up to K for finishing the Master Cleanser Detox. That’s impressive!
5. I am hyped that I will be driving to Vegas on the first day of Summer. It’s a nice way to start it off.