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It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.

It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”

• Who Dat! Who Dat! I told you moneyline.
• No Kobe No Problem. The lakeshow had an impressive win in the Rose Garden. 1st in 5 years
• Motorola Cliq is on its way. Droid…peace out berry.
• FAFF #haha
• Best part of the super bowl: carrie underwood.

Last month I set a blogging record. This month I’ve barely posted anything. What it do? For some reason Feb is always a slow month for this blog. I’ll work on get caught up.

• Did I hear something about Lakeshow tickets?
• My name is Kobe. This is my shoe.
• Less than 13 weeks till the Kentucky Derby.
• Less than 7 weeks till KBBP
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BEST PICTURE:
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air

DIRECTING:
Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
James Cameron – Avatar
Lee Daniels – Precious
Jason Reitman – Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
George Clooney – Up in the Air
Colin Firth – A Single Man
Morgan Freeman – Invictus
Jeremy Renner – The Hurt Locker

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Helen Mirren – The Last Station
Carey Mulligan – An Education
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious
Meryl Streep – Julie & Julia

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Matt Damon – Invictus
Woody Harrelson – The Messenger
Christopher Plummer – The Last Station
Stanley Tucci – The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Penelope Cruz – Nine
Vera Farmiga – Up in the Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal – Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air
Mo’Nique – Precious

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
Neill Blomkamp – District 9
Nick Hornby – An Education
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Tony Roche – In the Loop
Geoffrey Fletcher – Precious
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner – Up in the Air

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
Mark Boal – The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds
Oren Moverman and Alessandro Camon – The Messenger
Joel and Ethan Coen – A Serious Man
Pete Docter and Bob Peterson – Up