Posted on February 9th, 2010
This pickle –>
This very pickle…has a following. This pickle has more friends than you.
But it needs your help.
Please help this pickle reach more fans on Facebook than Nickelback.
Go. Join.
Do it for fun.
Join because it’s funny.
Do it because you know that this pickle, all pickles, are much better than Nickelback.
Posted on February 9th, 2010

It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.
It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”
Posted on February 8th, 2010
- Who Dat! Who Dat! I told you moneyline.
- No Kobe No Problem. The lakeshow had an impressive win in the Rose Garden. 1st in 5 years
- Motorola Cliq is on its way. Droid…peace out berry.
- FAFF #haha
- Best part of the super bowl: carrie underwood.
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Last month I set a blogging record. This month I’ve barely posted anything. What it do? For some reason Feb is always a slow month for this blog. I’ll work on get caught up.
Posted on February 2nd, 2010
- Did I hear something about Lakeshow tickets?
- My name is Kobe. This is my shoe.
- Less than 13 weeks till the Kentucky Derby.
- Less than 7 weeks till KBBP
- QWxsIHRoaXMgd29yayA9IG5vIHRpbWUuIFNvIHdoZXJlIGlzIHRoZSBtb25leT8/
Posted on February 2nd, 2010
BEST PICTURE:
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air
DIRECTING:
Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
James Cameron – Avatar
Lee Daniels – Precious
Jason Reitman – Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
George Clooney – Up in the Air
Colin Firth – A Single Man
Morgan Freeman – Invictus
Jeremy Renner – The Hurt Locker
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Helen Mirren – The Last Station
Carey Mulligan – An Education
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious
Meryl Streep – Julie & Julia
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Matt Damon – Invictus
Woody Harrelson – The Messenger
Christopher Plummer – The Last Station
Stanley Tucci – The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Penelope Cruz – Nine
Vera Farmiga – Up in the Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal – Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air
Mo’Nique – Precious
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
Neill Blomkamp – District 9
Nick Hornby – An Education
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Tony Roche – In the Loop
Geoffrey Fletcher – Precious
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner – Up in the Air
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
Mark Boal – The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds
Oren Moverman and Alessandro Camon – The Messenger
Joel and Ethan Coen – A Serious Man
Pete Docter and Bob Peterson – Up