Can you phuking believe that shit?!?!?!

An OK cnn.com article about the Kings of Leon.

Urban Dictionary lists 144 definitions of the word "crunk." It means "to get crazy and act a fool" (I got so damn crunk last night, I shot up dat nigga house) or "fucked up or intoxicated in any way" (Let’s get crunk off that syrup), depending on who you talk to.

Of course the term’s been in your vernacular for years. But in this week’s mainstream media, it’s just gotten Out. Of. Hand.

From last night’s Daily Show:

ICE CUBE: Do you know what crunk means?
JON STEWART: Do I know what crunk means? You ask me … and it’s Passover no less!

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I have tried and tried and tried and just can’t phuking like the band The Arcade Fire.

Dear [Insert Your Name Here],

I am truly, deeply, sorry if drunk-dialed you last night — at 3:30am.

If anyone ever asks you what is the point of open-source programming show them this: Google Maps + Craigslist Mashup.

TiVo’s new DRM system allows you to move video from your TiVo to your PC, but not as a plain MPEG file that you can slice and dice and watch in the player of your choice. Here are step-by-step instructions for converting TiVo-to-Go video to MPEG files. Link (via Waxy)

• Lakers lose their last game of the season — by 3 pts.
• New Pope’s old posse was

This has to be one of the worst movies, ever.

So while we are on the topic of just absolutely terrible marketing campaigns, McDonald’s just may be giving the Ralphs/Smirnoff/Ice debacle a run for it’s money. McD’s new psuedourban, psuedoebonics marketing attempt to reach generation MTV has failed miserably as the promotion asks you to phuk their burgers.

I’d hit it?!?! You would think that someone, some intern, even the janitor would have said "um, you know, I know American Pie was funny and America laughed, but telling people you would phuk the burger, isn’t the best idea!" Nope, they didn’t and some how this ad made it into real publications. I know that most of America doesn’t understand the difference between getting blunted off the homegrown and getting crunk from the coocoo, but come on people. Not one phuking person there said you know I think this may be interpreted as "I want to phuk the burger." Maybe McDs honestly wants you to phuk it. Maybe with the current pseudohealth-craze that is sweeping the coastal cities, McDonald’s still wants you to buy the burger and do something with it. If your not going to eat it, you better phuk it! Just buy the burger!!!