If you can’t tell what this is…it’s a cell phone pic of the ice department at a supermarket. I took it last night as I was grabbing soda (pop) from the Ralphs on Pico and Beverwil. I was fascinated by this. So phuking amused by it that I actually went back and took 2 pics of it. Ralphs is pushing alcohol in the ice/soda isle. Really?!? I find it absolutely absurd, ridiculous, and just phuking hilarious. I understand product placement. I understand the impulse buy and the suggested items marketing campaign but this is just down right insane. Ralphs is suggesting that if you need ice you might be interested in a $6.99, bum-bottle of Smirnoff.

Are they phuking kidding me?

It’s official!!! The Mailman and Frankie Muniz are a couple. The 2 were spotted outside of LA’s Koi restaurant holding hands and hugging. The report indicates they spent the entire night canoodling and even wore the same outfit. I guess with all the drama of Britney announcing her pregnancy today, this story was just swept under the rug. Muniz, a long time Clipper fanatic, was currently linked to Marko Jaric , but that relationship reportedly fizzled when Muniz was seen cheering for Rick Brunson . "I am really happy for them. Anything that will keep Karl away from my wife is good news to me" Bryant said with a giant smile on his face. It’s a perfect match. While Frankie’s hobbies include basketball, playing video games and collecting cars, Karl tends to enjoy country music, cowboy outfits and little white men. John Stockton was unavailable for immediate comment.

In 3 months when US magazine reports a baby is on the way — remember who brought you this story first. What da Phuk!

On April 21 Death Cab For Cutie will be on The OC.

…and I still make less!

That was actually a phuking fun masters.

This is an e-mail from Gail Berman — President of Fox Entertainment

Subject: RE: Arrested Development
From:

So this might actually be my most controversial phuking blog ever.

…has to be the PSP.

• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched.
• On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
• Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
• All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
• No word in the English language rhymes with month.
• A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
• Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
• The word ‘byte’ is a contraction of ‘by eight.’
• The word ‘pixel’ is a contraction of either ‘picture cell’ or ‘picture element.’
• Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
• Cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
• The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
• The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
• Chrysler built B-29’s that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.
• On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
• Almonds are members of the peach family.
• If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050 The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
• The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
• The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.
• The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.
• Duddley DoRight’s Horses name was "Horse."
• Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Haley’s Comet came into veiw. When He died in 1910, Haley’s Comet came into view again.
• Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
• The first hard drive available for the Apple ][ had a capacity of 5megabytes.
• In many cases, the amount of storage space on a recordable CD is measured in minutes. 74 minutes is about 650 megabytes, 63 minutes is 550 megabytes.
• Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
• Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.) Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is number 47. Until August 7, 1953, congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
• If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
• Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time.
• The volume of the Earth’s moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
• The largest city in the United States with a one syllable name is Flint, Michigan.
• The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
• On the cartoon show ‘The Jetsons’, Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 15.
• In Mel Brooks’ ‘Silent Movie,’ mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
• to be continued…

SEATTLE (AP) - Former NBA star Shawn Kemp was arrested early Monday after officers stopped a pickup truck he was in and found what appeared to be marijuana and cocaine, authorities said.

The county sheriff’s office said the arrest happened in suburban Shoreline after an officer smelled marijuana while talking to two men in a pickup. The officer found what appeared to be a small amount of cocaine, about 60 grams of marijuana and a semiautomatic pistol, the sheriff’s office added.

I don’t see the problem.