May
24True Love
On my wedding toast journey of last week I realized it doesn’t get much better than this.
"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend — (someone jumps in) and it stops right there and starts right here!"
May
22New Coldplay — Fix You (With and WITHOUT OC)
Here are links to the new Coldplay single Fix You:
Please do not stream these files.
May
16Maxim Hot 100 WDP Style
MAXIM HOT 100 - 2005 1. Eva Longoria 51. Nikki Cox2.Evangeline Lilly52. Cameron Richardson3. Jennifer Garner 53. Keira Knightley4.Lindsay Lohan54. Jordana Brewster5. Jessica Alba 55. Samaire Armstrong6. Rachel Bilson 56. Lacey Chabert7.Angelina Jolie57. Heidi Klum8. Brittany Murphy 58. Brittany9. Jessica Simpson 59. Angela Marcello10. Sara Foster 60. Brittany Gastineau11. Cameron Diaz 61. Olivia Wilde12.Eva Mendez62. Vanessa Minnilo13.Ashanti63. Lauren Bush14. Rachel McAdams 64. Kim Smith15. Charlize Theron 65. Leila Arcieri16. Christina Aguilera 66. Kelly Brook17. Beyonce Knowles 67. Kristin Kreuk18. Jessica Biel 68. Kristen Bell19. Vanessa Marcil 69. Mena Suvari20. Paris Hilton 70. Krista Allen21. Uma Thurman 71. Molly Sims22. Katie Holmes 72. Aisha Tyler23. Kate Beckinsale 73. Amber Brkich24. Scarlett Johansson 74. Natassia Malthe25. Sofia Vergara 75. Catherine Bell26. Sarah Michelle Gellar 76. Shana Hiatt27.Maggie Grace77. Laura Prepon28. Jaime King 78. Joanna Krupa29. Anna Kournikova 79. Joanne Montanez30. Christina Milian 80. Rebecca Romijn31. Brook Burns 81. Grace Park32. Jennifer Love Hewitt 82. Milla Jovovich33. Mischa Barton 83. Tricia Helfer34. Salma Hayek 84. Donna Feldman35. Ciara 85. Ana Hickman36. Avril Lavigne 86. Emma Heming37.Nicole Richie87. Alexis Bledel38. Kate Bosworth 88. Jennifer Aniston39. Shania Twain 89. Bonnie-Jill Laflin40. Pamela Anderson 90. Sara Shahi41. Halle Berry 91. Summer Altice42. Natalie Portman 92. Bali Rodriguez43. Kelly Carlson 93. Lokelani McMichael44. Malia Jones 94. Amy Cobb45. Poppy Montgomery 95. Arielle Kebbel46. Ashley Scott 96. Jenni Finch47.Emilie de Ravin97. Julie Berry48. Sienna Miller 98. Ivana Bozilovic49. Rachel Perry 99.Moon Bloodgood50. Diane Kruger 100. Adrianne Curry
Strike= Remove From List!Nothing = Can Stay on list, wrong order though! Bold = What Da Phuk! Approved! Blue = WDP Favorites!Green = Let's get married!
PS Where is Leighton Meester. She deserves the top 20!!!
May
13Weekly Phuking 5
- The Movie The House Of Wax — Paris and Elisha and it was still phuking bad!
- Seattle beats San Antonio and it didn’t go OVER Chris David’s Free Pick (186.5)
- Caleb DIES and Teressa comes back in the same episode (I guess Ryan was the one that went back)
- My boy Meyerson doesn’t believe this is my site, so here is a personal shout out
WDP Wall
: U R A SUPER DOUCHE CRISS LETO
: U don't like my movie? Why not? You mean a naked guy isn't funny? What's wrong with you?
: Good thing I've been stuffin' my money in the mattress with the dead hooker Josh left when he was in Dallas.
: I almost won my football pool. Almost. Damn you Jacksonville.
: Wooo! Tang! It's a refreshing beverage!
: the wall is phat. Go Lakers!
: spaceroach.com is coming real soon.
: are you a warrior? Killa? Slicing shit like a samurai
: yo da pimp
: Damn, me likey the wall
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- Josh is Religulous. October 12, 2008
- Josh is a super douche. October 10, 2008
- Josh I guess Palin used up all the mavericks cause I didn't hear it once. October 8, 2008
- Josh What's the over/under on the word "maverick" tonight? October 7, 2008
- Josh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. October 7, 2008
- Josh Forgetting Sarah Marshall may be the worst movie of all time! Were those supposed to be jokes...that you laugh at?! October 4, 2008
- Josh eats his candy with pork and beans. October 4, 2008
- Josh is. October 2, 2008
- Josh resorted to routing through proxies...and is now back to raging against these machines! October 1, 2008
- Josh desperately needs a Google SOAP API key. I need the old school one, not the new AJAX key. Will pay $$$. October 1, 2008
- Josh is raging against these machines. September 30, 2008
- Josh is happy birthday, Mom. September 29, 2008
- Josh is chillin in vegas with charlie murphy..."fuck yo couch." September 28, 2008
- Josh is Mesa Grill. September 28, 2008
- Josh is T-Minus 30 seconds and counting. September 26, 2008
- Josh is self-deprecating and quite often self-defecating. September 24, 2008
- Josh is rethinking wearing pants. September 23, 2008
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- Obama's a Muslim? Meet the man who started that false rumor ... a man so mentally unbalanced he wasn't allowed to become a lawyer, but Fox gives him air time.
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- Hot Slut Of The Week: Miss Clara Meadmore October 13, 2008
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- New Robyn Hitchcock - "Up To Our Nex"
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- Get A Sneak Peek Of The Smashing Pumpkins DVD
- The Inevitable "Love Lockdown"/"Reckoner" Mashup Is Here
- of Montreal @ Roseland Ballroom, NYC 10/10/08

