No matter how crunk the party may get, please DO NOT set the roof on fire!

Damon Jones.

Phil Spector Straight From Othercuts

Who is Mike Jones?

On my wedding toast journey of last week I realized it doesn’t get much better than this.

"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend — (someone jumps in) and it stops right there and starts right here!"

I had mother phuking Scrappy T.

Go Pistons!!!

Here are links to the new Coldplay single Fix You:

  1. Fix You on The OC with OC in the background
  2. Fix You Live at Coachella
  3. Fix You on SNL (May 22, 2005)

Please do not stream these files.

To Scott and Kim, where do I begin?
We

So just like every sports writer in the country, I was wrong!

                             MAXIM HOT 100 - 2005

1.   Eva Longoria                   51.  Nikki Cox2.   Evangeline Lilly               52.  Cameron Richardson3.   Jennifer Garner                53.  Keira Knightley4.   Lindsay Lohan                  54.  Jordana Brewster5.   Jessica Alba                   55.  Samaire Armstrong6.   Rachel Bilson                  56.  Lacey Chabert7.   Angelina Jolie                 57.  Heidi Klum8.   Brittany Murphy                58.  Brittany9.   Jessica Simpson                59.  Angela Marcello10.  Sara Foster                    60.  Brittany Gastineau11.  Cameron Diaz                   61.  Olivia Wilde12.  Eva Mendez                     62.  Vanessa Minnilo13.  Ashanti                        63.  Lauren Bush14.  Rachel McAdams                 64.  Kim Smith15.  Charlize Theron                65.  Leila Arcieri16.  Christina Aguilera             66.  Kelly Brook17.  Beyonce Knowles                67.  Kristin Kreuk18.  Jessica Biel                   68.  Kristen Bell19.  Vanessa Marcil                 69.  Mena Suvari20.  Paris Hilton                   70.  Krista Allen21.  Uma Thurman                    71.  Molly Sims22.  Katie Holmes                   72.  Aisha Tyler23.  Kate Beckinsale                73.  Amber Brkich24.  Scarlett Johansson             74.  Natassia Malthe25.  Sofia Vergara                  75.  Catherine Bell26.  Sarah Michelle Gellar          76.  Shana Hiatt27.  Maggie Grace                   77.  Laura Prepon28.  Jaime King                     78.  Joanna Krupa29.  Anna Kournikova                79.  Joanne Montanez30.  Christina Milian               80.  Rebecca Romijn31.  Brook Burns                    81.  Grace Park32.  Jennifer Love Hewitt           82.  Milla Jovovich33.  Mischa Barton                  83.  Tricia Helfer34.  Salma Hayek                    84.  Donna Feldman35.  Ciara                          85.  Ana Hickman36.  Avril Lavigne                  86.  Emma Heming37.  Nicole Richie                  87.  Alexis Bledel38.  Kate Bosworth                  88.  Jennifer Aniston39.  Shania Twain                   89.  Bonnie-Jill Laflin40.  Pamela Anderson                90.  Sara Shahi41.  Halle Berry                    91.  Summer Altice42.  Natalie Portman                92.  Bali Rodriguez43.  Kelly Carlson                  93.  Lokelani McMichael44.  Malia Jones                    94.  Amy Cobb45.  Poppy Montgomery               95.  Arielle Kebbel46.  Ashley Scott                   96.  Jenni Finch47.  Emilie de Ravin                97.  Julie Berry48.  Sienna Miller                  98.  Ivana Bozilovic49.  Rachel Perry                   99.  Moon Bloodgood50.  Diane Kruger                   100. Adrianne Curry
Strike = Remove From List!Nothing = Can Stay on list, wrong order though!

Bold = What Da Phuk! Approved! 

Blue = WDP Favorites!Green = Let's get married!

PS Where is Leighton Meester.  She deserves the top 20!!!

Here is a link to the mp3 of the Titos Commercial.

  1. The Movie The House Of Wax — Paris and Elisha and it was still phuking bad!
  2. Seattle beats San Antonio and it didn’t go OVER Chris David’s Free Pick (186.5)
  3. Caleb DIES and Teressa comes back in the same episode (I guess Ryan was the one that went back)
  4. My boy Meyerson doesn’t believe this is my site, so here is a personal shout out

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