Pam Anderson is damn scary looking. If a clown showed up to children’s birthday party looking like this you would be able to sue him/her for negligence and malicious torment. This is Fox’s alternative to the Emmy winning, ultra-hysterical Arrested Development?

In one month Fox has decided to drop The Simple Life and cut back the episodes of AD due to what they call “scheduling conflicts.” Stop phuking showing reruns of Prison Break and for the love of G-d please take this “women” off the air.

• The OC has become HORRACIOUS! What happened? Apparently I am not the only one who feels this way. The ratings have plummeted and as of right now there doesn’t seem to be any sign of recovery.

• The Lakers have fallen 2 games below .500! All I want for Xmas is a trade. I’ll take anyone for D George, Kwame, Slava and anyone else who isn’t named Kobe or Smush.
• Arrested Development replaced by RERUNS of Prison Break. I don’t care how good you may believe this show to be, it’s re-motherphuking-runs. And who watches Stacked? Does anyone still honestly believe Pam Anderson looks good?
• Mischa Barton Nipple Slip. Are you people phuking kidding me?!?! I watched that scene over and over and over again (not cause I am a dirty perv, okay I am) because I couldn’t phuking see ANYTHING. This is a Mischa nipple slip. And by the way Amy Poehler, a Mischa skinny joke on weekend update?!? Isn’t that the unpretty, skinny pot calling the pretty, skinny kettle black? Just asking.
• A 3 day work week!!! Woo Hoo!!! Finally, something good on an otherwise poignant list.

That's Right, I have a full video of the Fire Idiot who forgets to blow out the shot before he drinks. I love that he dumps some on his shirt too, so awesome.

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