As part of my on going, precariously slow spring cleaning, I have removed the draggable AJAX boxes. However, as my love for AJAX continues to grow I have implemented the coolest image lightbox I have ever seen. 100% AJAX; 0% Flash!

Click on the images and check out the coolest phuking thing since sliced bread; or at least RSS.

The Jack of Diamonds has swept the nation. Only 2 weeks old and it is already considered the greatest tattoo

• Keepin it Crizunk all Weekend

• Buffalo Club in Santa Monica
• Rhinoceros Nipple Piercings
  
• The Greatest Tattoo in World
• Stomping on the Kings; Izzo Drops 17 in the 1st (Bucks)

What Da Phuk! has moved to a new server!

Ahh yes…the good ol’ phrase, rhinoceros nipple piercings. Webster’s dictionary defines rhinoceros nipple piercings as… Actually, they don’t have an entry for it. So I will define rhinoceros nipple piercings.

Basically, rhinoceros nipple piercings is

I hate that for the last 2 months I have only been posting on the weekends. I promise to make more time to write. Throughout the week I think of so many things to write. I wish I could just "think" blogs and they would auto-post. Hmmm…that would be one hell of a plugin. I bet even

• High-Five with every Laker. Made Turiaf DANCE!!!

• Buffalo Club for Hatfied’s BDay
• Lakers drop to the Nets then to the Cavs
• Projects, Projects, and More Projects
• I seem to have misplaced #5

As the world proverbially flattens thanks to the Internet, VOIP, WebEx Conferences, and FedEX Overnight, there is a side-effect that is making most Americans pretty unhappy. I am not referring to outsourcing in the Tech sector. I am talking about getting our ass kicked in the phuking sports we invented.

Baseball is supposed to be America’s pastime. The boys of summer. I was at the WBC

• Lakers beat the Spurs. They pummeled them. The Spurs looked tired and the Lakers looked incredible.

• Tattoo #3 is actually well liked by my parents. They are even helping with #4.
• Lakers lose to Seattle. Kobe has his worst game of the season. He shows the world the unlikable Kobe as he kicks the ball and elbows Sasha. I think he needs to drop 82 against Sac on Tuesday so we can forgive him.
• The Aristocrats is sidesplitting funny. It’s not for everyone. You have to "get it." Some ppl won’t. They just don’t have that warped comedic mind. If you can appreciate Blumpkins, you’ll love it.
• World Baseball Game — US vs Korea. This should be a lot of fun. It’s been years since I have been to a game and this is one hell of a team to go watch play.

Here are some pics of the world’s greatest tattoo. It’s the "Jack" of Diamonds. The detail is the most amazing part. I love the face of "Jack."