If I bring sexy back, do I need a receipt?

The Heat Win

It’s getting a little hot in here. Shit, who turned up the Heat. Yeah, yeah…I could go on and on. The Heat won and it kind of hurts. It was rough watching Shaq win another ring. Only 2 years after being traded he took Miami to the top. While no one in their right mind could argue Shaq played well this year, he played well enough in the playoffs. He had a nonexistent game 2 in the finals but that didn’t seem to matter. It doesn’t matter Wade missed those 2 critical free-throws. They won. Shaq has a 4th ring in his 6th trip to the finals.

This was a big win for a lot of guys heading towards the final segment of their career. Zo, GP, Antoine "Gay Shimmy" Walker and Jason Williams have now made it to the promise land. I still can’t believe Shaq won. It’s like watching the wedding video of an ex. Sure you are happy for them…sort of.

Don’t get me wrong. This is probably the best thing to happen. We are going to see the most insane, hungry, out of control, ya’ll can’t stop me, Kobe "Izzo" Bryant next year. He must be feeling what I am feeling right now, times 1,000,000,000,000.

Lastly, I know Wade is being touted as the next MJ (that’s so boring, enough). But he seems way more cocky and arrogant than a male model. Oh yeah, he is one in the off season. How come Kobe got such a bad rap (pre CO) yet Wade only gets praise? I don’t get it. Wade does not look like a nice guy. Wade would push you down and steal your lunch money. He body checked D Harris and then stood over him leering. The refs didn’t care. It was Miami’s night. It was Miami’s series.

Well, at least Shaq will rap and he gets a parade. I miss that :-|

Happy Birthday Ansley

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They changed the NBA MVP trophy this year.

Dance Like a Panda…like a panda. Look at the panda go. He is so carefree. He just dances and wants the whole world to see. That’s my plan. I am just going to go and dance like a panda. I like to respond to the question I seem to receive the most; "what are you going to do

It’s not officially the end of the horse racing season, but for me it pretty much is. I LOVE

The Greatest Tattoo

The study, scheduled to appear Monday on the Web site of the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology, provides perhaps the most in-depth look at tattoos since their popularity exploded in the early 1990s.

The results suggest that 24 percent of Americans between 18 and 50 are tattooed; that

VegasWe’re moving…and by we I mean the proverbial we. We as in the computer and me. I am packing up shop and heading to sunny LV. That’s right, Vegas, baby!

Crazy 8Can someone explain to me what is happening here? Adidas dropped Kobe from

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