Jul
24The Point is 6
The point is 6. I have already hit my last 2 points. The table is rockin' and people are cheering. Who doesn't cheer when they are making money…while drinking? The money is loading up after each roll. I keep hittin' a 5 (3 - 2). The lady at the end screams every time she sees a 3. "So close" she says each time the 5 comes up. I have 2 units ($12) placed on the 8, $5 on the 9, and $5 on 5. With $5 on the passline I buy 3 times the odds ($15) and have $5 on the hard 6.
So here comes the fun. I feel it. Sometimes the stars are aligned and are in plain view. I throw $5 on the hard 6 hop. I have 1 roll to hit 3 - 3. One chance or the money is gone. I line the dice up to my favorite 6 - 6, stack the right one on the left and toss them to the back of the table. I don't watch the dice. I watch the lady at the end. I watch her scream for the first 3 and then I hear the entire table scream as the second 3 rolls upwards. I smile brightly. The kid (prob 22 ) with a tattoo sleeve on his right arm turns and gives me high 5.
Here is the breakdown of the hop roll:
$5 passline: $5
$15 point odds: $18
$5 hard six: $45
$5 hard six hop: $150
Total pickup: $248
Jul
24Weekly Top 5
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- Happy BDay Payton.
- 2 weeks till…
Jul
17No Kobe; Kobe has Surgery — Out for the Summer!
Wait a minute. It’s early (mid) July and I am reading stories about Kobe having surgery, in Colorado. You have got to be
Jul
13Late Night Postings
Hopefully this will be my last late night post for a very long time. My current job requires me to be there by 8am. And if I am looking to actually impress them I should be there before 8. So this will be (has to be) my last 3am, weekday post. I am a night owl and this change is going to take some getting used to. It’s kinda nice having some of the afternoon, but it’s kinda hot. Especially since the downstairs air-conditioner is broken, again!
Anyway, signing off at 3am. From now on the posts will no longer be in the
Jul
11Um…OK
Meet Sarah Jean Underwood. She is the Playmate of the Month for July. She is damn hot. In fact, she might be the hottest girl I have seen in Playboy this year.
As hot as Miss Underwood may be, this isn't the reason I am posting about her. I read something that I rarely read. I read the opposite side of the center-fold. I was just looking for another angle and I scanned through the gorgeous blonde's metrics.
She likes shy guys with facial hair.
She hates showoffs and waxed chests.
She loves wakeboarding and tubing.
Five people she admires: Garth Brooks, Benjamin Franklin, Cinderella, Lance Armstrong, & Susan B. Anthony.
Jul
11Oh Google, You So Funny!
Now this is just FUNNY. This is the Google AdSense taken directly from What Da Phuk at 3:30am, July 11, 2006.
<—– Check out the top ad.
<—– Check out the these two.
I bet they aren’t happy. Especially if they are paying on cost-per-impression model.
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