If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Hard 6The point is 6. I have already hit my last 2 points. The table is rockin' and people are cheering. Who doesn't cheer when they are making money…while drinking? The money is loading up after each roll. I keep hittin' a 5 (3 - 2). The lady at the end screams every time she sees a 3. "So close" she says each time the 5 comes up. I have 2 units ($12) placed on the 8, $5 on the 9, and $5 on 5. With $5 on the passline I buy 3 times the odds ($15) and have $5 on the hard 6.

So here comes the fun. I feel it. Sometimes the stars are aligned and are in plain view. I throw $5 on the hard 6 hop. I have 1 roll to hit  3 - 3. One chance or the money is gone. I line the dice up to my favorite 6 - 6, stack the right one on the left and toss them to the back of the table. I don't  watch the dice. I watch the lady at the end. I watch her scream for the first 3 and then I hear the entire table scream as the second 3 rolls upwards. I smile brightly. The kid (prob 22 ) with a tattoo sleeve on his right arm turns and gives me high 5.

Here is the breakdown of the hop roll:

$5 passline: $5
$15 point odds: $18
$5 hard six: $45
$5 hard six hop: $150

Total pickup: $248

 

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What Else is On?

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S.Bhanot On The Boat

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www.totallyrandomlink.com is

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Abstract While Castle

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Avril Married

and no, I wasn’t the one who wrote that on the pic.

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No KobeWait a minute. It’s early (mid) July and I am reading stories about Kobe having surgery, in Colorado. You have got to be

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Hopefully this will be my last late night post for a very long time. My current job requires me to be there by 8am. And if I am looking to actually impress them I should be there before 8. So this will be (has to be) my last 3am, weekday post. I am a night owl and this change is going to take some getting used to. It’s kinda nice having some of the afternoon, but it’s kinda hot. Especially since the downstairs air-conditioner is broken, again!

Anyway, signing off at 3am. From now on the posts will no longer be in the

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Sha is Damn HOTMeet Sarah Jean Underwood. She is the Playmate of the Month for July. She is damn hot. In fact, she might be the hottest girl I have seen in Playboy this year.

As hot as Miss Underwood may be, this isn't the reason I am posting about her. I read something that I rarely read. I read the opposite side of the center-fold. I was just looking for another angle and I scanned through the gorgeous blonde's metrics.

She likes shy guys with facial hair.

She hates showoffs and waxed chests.

She loves wakeboarding and tubing.  

Five people she admires: Garth Brooks, Benjamin Franklin, Cinderella, Lance Armstrong, & Susan B. Anthony. 

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Google FunnyNow this is just FUNNY. This is the Google AdSense taken directly from What Da Phuk at 3:30am, July 11, 2006.

<—– Check out the top ad.

<—– Check out the these two.

I bet they aren’t happy. Especially if they are paying on cost-per-impression model.

I love that I can blog abt things on my own blog. It’s like perpetual homogeneous circuition.

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phuker#1: This is the very first wall post. Just like facebook just much much cooler

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