It’s like perpetual homogeneous circuition.

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  • Phuk Halloween, the Lakers opening night is Tuesday Laughing

  • Seriously, Mo Money Mo Problems
  • "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man!" Jay Z

  • Borat opens on Friday. Is goood. I like!
  • Sovereign, this blog is sovereign because uh..uh that's exactly what it is.
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What happens when you are too burnt out to care? What happens when you are too "tired" to do anything? What happens when you like your job but hate your career? What happens when you stop treading water? What happens when your apathy is all you know? What happens when you don't know who are? What happens when you stop caring? What happens when you can't explain this to your parents? What happens when your hobby is borrowing money? What happens when no matter what you do you can't make ends meet?

What happens when you keep going in circles but never seem to complete a 360? What happens when you find yourself out of your element? What happens when everything is way north? What happens when your house is just too big? What happens when you just stop caring about not caring? What happens when you owe more money than you make? What happens when you take 1 month to finish a project that should have taken 2 weeks? What happens when you don't want to work on it? What happens when that brilliant idea is still just an idea? What happens when the new car smell is gone?

What happens when you don't know where you are? What happens when you don't recognize yourself? What happens when you are just "over it?" What happens when you start to care again? What happens if you don't? What happens when you would gladly trade your citizenship to your Canadian friend? What happens when you just want to keep running? What happens when you can't run away from yourself?

What happens when you don't want to answer the phone? What happens when there is no one to call? What happens when there are more questions to ask? What happens when there are no clear answers? What happens when you just stop caring? What happens when (if) Kobe doesn't play in the opening game? What happens when I am tired of being "tired." What happens when I want to change but can't? What happens when I change too much? What happens when I have moved on? What happens when the world moved on but I didn't?

What happens when… 

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Rush Limbaugh is a fat, disgusting, Oxycontin addicted piece of filth. He is most likely a paedophile. He has no basis or valid reason for being against the use of stem cells for scientific research. He is probably fearful they will create another drug that he will become addicted to. 

Having another political view is what makes this country great. No one has ALL the answers. The liberals don't understand my right to own a gun. Cops and criminals being the only gun owners would be terrifying. When I was growing up my father used to call me a Republican. The last 6 years have been the worst display of pseudo-repubs ever. What bothers me the most is not the evilness but the stupidity. The stupidity along with oblivious hypocrisy is making my blood boil.

Bush is trying to say he never said "stay the course." Mr Bush, we are ALL not as phuking stooopid as you. They have video tapes. Bush keeps referring to Iraq as a sovereign nation. According to the dictionary definition of sovereign, that would make them a self-governing state. Really, that's what Iraq is? Wow. Either he doesn't know the definition of sovereign OR he is in a delusional, fictitious mental state. I don't think he is complex enough for the latter. I think he is just phuking stoooopid and grossly incompetent.

They love torture, hate science. They hide behind Jesus while molesting children. They ban gay marriage but are trapped in the closet. They are drug addicts but demand mandatory sentencing. They hire illegal immigrants but are making it a felony to look at one. They talk about tax cuts but actually raise them. They spend more money than any administration while touting fiscal responsibility. They love war, hate freedom. They are the truly unpatriotic, terrorist assisting war lords. They love oil but say marijuana supports terrorism. They sent our troops to war while voting to cut their supplies and benefits. They are evil, stoooopid and hypocritical. They stand for nothing except profit. Blood drenched profit.

And for the record, Bush is just incredibly stooopid. He DOESN'T know what the word sovereign means. Proof below. How can anyone stand by this? How is this acceptable? Wake the phuk up! Where is your pride in your country. This guy wants to torture you and steal your lunch money.

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Am I missing something here or is she really going this crazy over Vaseline? I knew Tyra had become eccentric and "Oprahish" but this is Mel Gibson crazy.

See for yourself. Bare with it for a few seconds cause the end is really where it's at.

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When you look back 6 months, how much has changed? Is it for the better? Are things easier? Are the they more difficult? Are you making progress? Where have you been and where are you going? Just 6 months back, did you think you would be here? Where are you headed? What's the next 6 months going to provide? Will it be the same thing, different day. Will I barely be able to tell Oct 23 from April 23. We'll be changing the clocks then. Just like next weekend. How much will change? How much won't? Who will be there? Who won't?

I have had many major life changes over the past 6 months. But in the past 6 months it's never been easier to truly identify my "friends." My true friends know who they are. They know we are down. They know we be ppl! The rest of you "pretend-a-friends," I know who you are. So stop it, you just look stooopid! I don't have time for pseudofriends, and neither should you.

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What Happens In VegasWhat happens in Vegas has never stayed in Vegas. It gets blogged, the photos are posted on MySpace and Let’s Get Nuts. The stories become legendary and are constantly being told and remembered. “Like that time I drank 2 fifths and Flub rolled a 3 2 on the hop. Or 3 weeks before when I rolled 3 3 with money on the hard 6 and the table went nuts. Doode, we got kicked out of Tangerine!”

While the saying now applies to just about anywhere: Cabo, Hawaii, Amsterdam — it couldn’t be any further from the truth. These are the trips worth talking about, no matter what happens. The crazier the better. The truth is that saying only applies to places you don’t want people to know you have been. You want to tell everyone about your Euro Trip (even if it involves Vandersexxxx). I have never heard anyone say “What happens in Bakersfield…”

These are the cities where the drama is hush.

So if you are in Vegas, taking pictures, emailing them to your blog and automatically syndicating them to MySpace via RSS — you are NOT allowed to say What Happens in Vegas… or you will be sent to Tehachapi.

Update 10/29/2006 A Letter to the Editor

dear sir,

i realize that you’re article titled “what happens in vegas gets blogged…” is banking on the fact that most people in tehachpi either don’t own a computer or are not computer literate (or not literate period). however, there are those select few who are in fact able to read and may be offended by your choice of locals to refer to as punishment. please keep this incident in mind when considering any future reference to the great town of tehachpi and the people that live there.
“what happens in tehacahpi stays there…but only cuz no one can figure out wtf a blog is”

much luv

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IE7Thanks Microsoft. You just shot yourself in both feet. This should be damn entertaining for the next year. While you rush to patch and update your browser, which I guess you feel will shortly be replaced by the explorer in Windows Vista, you just made FireFox the best browser in the market.

I recently updated my work computer to the officially released IE7. You went from the easy, built-in-explorer that ran fast and properly displayed poorly encoded websites,  to a poor-man's version of open source Mozilla. We have FireFox and the and the bare-bones Opera. We don't need IE7. I can't believe it doesn't work with your own Active X scripting. Do you realize how much JavaScript you are making developers recode? I hope you come up with a run-as-IE6 plug-in real soon.

I hope you have big plans for the explorer in Vista. I hope the IE7 that comes shipped, rocks. I hope it makes FireFox rush to get 2.0 out of beta and ready to compete. Not being able to properly display CSS and that funky blurry image rendering makes me wonder what you guys are smoking over there. FireFox has anywhere from 11% - 20% of the market, depending who you ask. I expect that number to even out by the end of 2007.

By the way I have been using Fedora Core 5 at work and I love it.

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  • The young Lakers look fantastic. Farmar, Evans, Bynum, Williams, Sasha, Turiaf and Smush all look ready to ball.

  • Jordan Farmar #5 and ready to ball. He may be a rookie but he can run the point. Jewish kid from the valley and he is the best point the Lakers have had since Nick Van Exel.
  • Mo Money Mo Problems!!!
  • Kobe, when are you going to play? Mihm, where you at? Kwame, don't really want you back, so take your time.
  • You better bring me my chips, with dip…cause you DELINQUENT!
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  • Matt moved to NY

  • Lakers are looking good, without Mihm and Kobe
  • Wells Fargo is just mean
  • Burnt out 2.0
  • Phuk the Voodoo Lounge
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"If you play the Microsoft CD backwards you will hear Satanic messages…but that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows."

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