Sorry Kisha, but R. Kelly will be releasing 22 more chapters of the wonderful Trapped in the Closet.

11 of these mini-masterpieces will be dropping this late this spring. It's as if Robert thought to himself, "what should I get Josh for his bday?" What a gift, seriously…

Using the word serious while blogging abt Trapped is is hilarious within itself. This should be good, really phuking good.

• Lakers make the playoffs. Izzo drops another 50. Can they upset the Suns? They put them on their backs last year. Can they actually pull it off?

• Vista looks cool but it actually SUCKS. A fancy interface doesn't distract from the serious driver problem.
• Tax day is almost here and I have already filed
• Jordan Farmar started. J Fizzie dropped 9 pts with 3 assists and 2 boards.
• If they renamed Nicorette, Happy Gum more ppl would chew it. Not just the ppl trying to quit smoking. Did you hear that Nicorette marketing department?

When NAT is not setup properly, the router will send your local IP address to the FTP server. During Active FTP, the remote server needs to establish a connection with your computer as well. This is one of the hundreds of reasons why people consider FTP to be "broken."

For all of my other sites, I connect via SSH. I am able to use SFTP to simply transfer files. However WDP is the last of my Windows Servers and the last of my vanilla, keyless, unencrypted FTP connections. I know I have been screaming about moving this site for quite sometime. I know…I know.

So the good new is…I was able to resolve the NAT problem by downloading Firestarter from the repository. I think it is in universe, so be sure to add the extra repos . With Firestarter, NAT is corrected and I am no longer telling a remote server my IP address is 192.168…

I can now upload images to WDP. So take a look at this Koi. It's so sick. I can stare at it all day.

My last 3 tattoos have all been at least 2 inches big…at least. My Joker is over 6 inches and my Jack of Diamonds is 5.5. They are also all on my left leg.

Tattoo #4 is no bigger than 1 inch long and 2 inches wide. It's not on my leg but on my left wrist.

Some how it manages to be my powerful tattoo. For the first time, I have not had to explain the meaning of the a.biz, why i got a grinning joker or the jacking of the diamond. I haven't had to say a word. It is a word. A great word. A reminder. 5 simple letters and yet it changes my mood. It changes my actions. It changes my productivity. It makes me focus.

It also makes me think about my next tattoo. I know the pic is, ironically, a little out of focus. This is from the T-Mobile Dash cam. This is also from the first night so it's puffy and red.

I know you are as equally excited for Avril Lavigne week as I am. If you are 9 - 14 year-old girl or 20-30 year-old male, you are. Avril was recently on SNL for her 3rd time and I must say, it was whack. I haven't heard this album yet but so far it's just not the type of music she should be singing. She is a singer and she should be singing Damien Rice type songs. Like her first album…sorta, minus Sk8ter Boi.

Avril will be performing on:

• SNL — April 14
• TRL — April 16
• Good Morning America — April 17
• David Letterman — April 17
• Regis & Kelly — April 18
• Ellen Show — April 19
• Jay Leno — April 20 May Something
• Teen Nick — May 5 & 6
• Jimmy Kimmel — May 16

So set your tivos and hopefully these performances will be much better than SNL.

• Luke Walton is NOT dating Britney Spears. This story is a poor fabrication of a post game interview. I know, I saw the interview.

• Snoop Dogg faces two felony counts for firearm and marijuana possession. Basically for being a rapper. Update: Snoop pleads no contest and receives probation.

• Lauren Conrad (Laguna Beach, The Hills) supposedly does not not have a sex tape with ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler. Huh? I am confused. Perez Hilton swears by the tapes existence. LC says "this has been the worst week of my life." If the tape doesn't exist, would she really care? At that point, it's fantastic publicity.

• Speaking of Wahler, he has surpassed Snoop and is only one arrest away from Pacman Jones. JWahl has been arrested 4 times in 9 months. He is already scheduled to serve 2 months in jail. He was arrested in Washington this past weekend for beating up a security guard.

• Avril Lavigne purchased a 9.5 million home in Bel Air. That's only 2 million less than the opening weekend total of Grindhouse. The house used to belong to Travis Barker and was used during the filming of Meet the Barkers.

• Joe Francis was arrested in Florida. Even though Joe has made millions from exploiting drunken co-eds, he is still just the guy at the party with a video camera. No one wants their partying video taped. Especially by the dude making 100s of millions from it. However, if you allow your underage daughter to go to spring break, with nothing but tanning oil and a thong, you can't blame Joe when you accidentally see her on Girls Gone Wild: Bleach Blonde Scissor Sisters. Joe has also been indicted for $20 million in tax evasion.  

• LA Galaxy star David Beckham and super celebrity Josh Axelman both got new ink this past weekend.

• Heros star Hayden Panettiere likes to lick things. After licking the Stanley Cup a few weeks ago, she has been photographed licking her friend's breast. Even though fully clothed, the latter is just so much hotter…unless you really really really like hockey.

Am I too young to be nostalgic? I mean, phuk, I was born in the '70s. Well, August of '79, so I don't remember them. I remember Reagan as my first president. I remember the Showtime Lakers and I remember my favorite shoes, the Air Jordans.

Michael has never been my favorite player. I was a Lakers fan and sometimes a Piston fan. Everyone I knew was a Jordan fan. Don't get me wrong, Mike was and still is the man. Back in those days Magic, Isaiah, and Dominique were my favorite players.

In 1988, I begged and convinced my Mom to purchase for me (and my brother) the Air Jordan III. A few months later she bought us the epic Air Jordan IV. These were the shoes that started the craze. I had them in white and black. I loved these shoes. I would come home from school and clean them everyday.

As I got older my style of shoes started to change. By high school I was sporting Vans and Airwalks. Every so often I will purchase a pair of basketball shoes, but my last 2 pairs have been DCs.

For some reason I have been reminiscing about the days of my Air Jordans. I am not saying I miss 5th grade by any means. I just miss those shoes. I also miss the hip hop of 2001. The Chronic 2001 is so phuking good I have been listening to (only) the beats for the past few weeks.

I guess it's time to buy a pair of Jordans…listen to a 6-year-old album…and find old friends on MySpace.

• Grindhouse is the most fun movie I have ever seen. It's the perfect satire of exploitation. The faux previews, Planet Terror and Death Proof all kick ass. Rose McGowan is unbelievably hot.

• Rockin Ubuntu on the desktop and now the laptop.

• Lakers lose to Suns. It's Easter, why am I not surprised. I have given up on Xmas day games, I guess now Easter too. Smush had a career game for naught.

• Entourage is the greatest television show, of all time. Why is it only 22 minutes long? It's such a tease.

• Entourage is the greatest show on television!

For the past week, I have been having problems with the hosting company that currently hosts What Da Phuk! Host Department is the worst host I have dealt with. Their servers aren't allowing me to access the box via FTP via Passive mode and is failing on the force to PORT. In other words, I can't motherphuking upload any motherphuking images.

This especially sucks because I have compiled the worlds largest Bar Refaeli picture gallery and I am unable to display it. The world needs more Bar and Host Department is preventing this. I am also unable to post the second gallery from the world's greatest artist, Sunil Bhanot.

This is the reason the blog posts have been sparse. Every time I am about to blog I am reminded that I can't post pics…and my hatred for Host Department starts to consume my entire soul. But in the end it's my fault. I have hated them for a while and I haven't moved away. I will get this fixed ASAP and remember to stay away from Host Department.

• Nick Cannon Taping (With Redman)

• Lakers Vs Nuggets
• Kings of Leon — Because of the Times is the best Indie Rock Album of 2007

• Ubuntu still kicks ass.

• I compiled the largest Bar Refaeli picture gallery.