Is Kevin Garnett on his way to LA? www.getgarnett.com seems to think so. Or at least hope so. Mountains would have to move and pigs will have to fly before this could become a reality. Could Kevin McHale really move is franchise player for Lamar Odom and Kwame Brown? The Lakers would no doubt be the scariest team in the league. Other teams would be frightened by the 1 - 2 punch of KG and Kobe. It's cold in here…maybe hell is freezing over and Garnett is on his way.

Get a faux room with that faux kiss. Heidi and her smelly merkin boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, are pretending to kiss for the camera in Santa Moncia. You can't see in this pic but they even coordinated their outfit. I wouldn't be surprised if Spencer was taking these photos himself and selling them to US Weekly. Congratulations on helping Heidi jump the shark. It's very rare that I am sick of a 21 year old blonde — after a boob job. Congrats again.

James "Amazing" Randi shows how Uri Geller did his tricks. Randi's foundation will give 1 million dollars to anyone who can prove they possess supernatural powers. Sylvia Browne accepted the challenge, 5 years ago…she has yet to be tested.

De La Hoya and Mayweather beat the shit out of each other for 12 rounds. Steve Nash looks more beat up than either of them.

• Curlin only Showed in the Kentucky Derby. I took my Dad to Hollywood Park. We laid a $6 boxed trifecta on race 5. We didn't win but we had a great time.

• Heidi Montag (The Hills) went from being a cute, little, blond girl to a generic, fake girl. All the other blogs seem to disagree, but I think her b00b job looks terrible.
• Are we getting set for a Spurs/Pistons NBA Finals? Again?
• TMac…what happened? You were so close. Damn!
• 2 weeks till that race at Pimlico. I am thinking 11.

• In the first paragraph of the May 2nd, Form-8K, SEC Filing, InfoSearch Media fired 32% of their entire work-force. The second paragraph gives the current CEO a 25% bonus, each quarter.

• Mitt Romney believes this country needs MORE religion.
• American Soldiers are serving 4 Tour of Duties.
• Gas is nearly $4 a gallon. Exxon Mobil's net income rose to 9.8 BILLION…a quarter.
• Almost $1,000,000,000 of international financial aide for Katrina was not accepted. American money was spent on no bid contracts.
• Something is killing all of the honeybees. No one knows or really even seems to care.
• A 13 year Cornell (student) study proved NBA officials ARE racially biased.
• John McCain!
• Anyone who still believes another American Soldier should die for a war of lies, deceit, and profit.
• Illegal Numbers. I can't believe I am typing the phrase Illegal Numbers.
• Paris Hilton is sentenced to jail but Ann Coulter may still roam the streets terrorizing war-widows.

• The Lakers lose by 9 in Game 5. They put up a valiant effort tonight against a much more talented and skilled team. While Kobe is the greatest player in the game today, Nash competes at his level..and so do Amare and Marrion.

• Happy Birthday, Brian Levy

• MTV has added the category Best Movie You Haven't Seen Yet to their irreverent Movie Awards show. The nominees are all movies with release dates many months later.
• The food at Porter House was very good. The service was suspect. Then again, they do mention it on their menu. So I guess I can't complain.
• Curlin

1. Mitch Kupchak will be fired and replaced with Jerry West.
2. Andrew Bynum will be traded for Jason Kidd.
3. Kevin Garnett will demand that he is traded to LA for Lamar Odom.
4. The Lakers will give Kwame to Minnesota in the Garnett trade…just for the hell of it.
5. Luke Walton will not resign with the Lakers. He will spend next season following Britney Spears in a Bio-diesel VW Bus.
6. David Stern will suspend Kobe Bryant during the summer. Kobe will be denied an appeal.
7. Phil Jackson will spend the summer finding movies for the team to watch for inspiration. He has already bought tickets for the entire team watch Spiderman 3 on Friday. Die Hard 4 and Transformers are on his list.
8. Smush Parker will be cut from the team. Smush will travel through Europe all summer. He will return right before preseason and will sign with Memphis or New York. He will score 30 every time he faces the Lakers.
9. Jordan Farmar will eat at Koo Koo Roo in Marina del Rey.
10. Kobe will be traded to the Miami Heat…for Dwayne Wade. Kobe and Shaq will bring Miami their second championship, in 3 years.
11. Chris Mihm will return from his year long recovery from surgery. He will insist on being called Christina.
12. Kwame Brown will be sent to Boston. No other player from the Celtics will be required to complete this trade.
13. Sam Cassell will sign with the Lakers as the starting point guard. He will remain in his current injured state and will miss all 82 games.
14. Scotty Pippen will return from retirement and sit next to Sam Cassell on the bench.
15. Instead of throw back jerseys the Lakers will wear throw back shorts on opening night.
16. A powerhouse, 5-team-deal sending Mike Bibby to the Lakers, Kevin Garnett to the Kings, Jason Kidd to the Lakers, Brad Miller to the Nets, Vince Carter to Memphis, Pau Gasol to the Nets, Lamar Odom, Kwame Brown and Brian Cook to Minnesota will be destroyed when Mitch Kupchak takes his daily afternoon nap.
17. Mitch Kupchak will be replaced by a third, unknown Colangelo.
18. Vlade Divac will start a social networking site. It will be the biggest site in all of Eastern Europe.
19. Andrew Bynum will be traded to New York. The Lakers will get Jason Kidd. The Nets will have come full circle and be stuck with Stephan Marbury.
20. After winning his 3rd MVP title sans an NBA championship, Steve Nash will opt-out of his contract and demand that he plays with the Lakers…for the veteran minimum.

While Digg users refused to be silenced, so did the Dallas Mavericks. Golden State had Dallas on their backs. They were up 3 - 1 and were about to close out the series, in Dallas. Most people didn't see this coming. I did.

All season long I have said Dallas is overrated. They managed to net an impressive 67 wins. They had many double-digit win streaks. including a 16 game one, that was snapped by the Lakers. Their success is formulaic. I will say it again. Their success is formulaic. Let me explain.

The movie studios can release Big Momma's House 3 all day, every day, and it will more than likely be a blockbuster success. It will crush on opening weekend and it will stay in the theaters for many months to follow. But despite all of the financial success Big Momma will produce, it will never win an Academy Award. It won't win Golden Globe. It won't even win a People's Choice Award. Dallas is Big Momma's House. They found a formula that works for them for the better part of the regular season. While Avery Johnson has made vast improvements in their defence (he gave them some), their D is still suspect. They don't really have a strong inside presence and they collapse time and time again.

I was at the game in 2002, when Dallas lead the Lakers by 28 in the 4th quarter. They lost that game by 2. I have seen them lose a 20 point lead against the Clippers and lose the game due to a Glen Rice buzzer beater. I know these are a few, single game examples. Last year they were 5 minutes from capturing a 3 - 0 lead on the Miami Heat. They were clearly the better team. Mark Cuban and company were about to be 1 game away from the NBA trophy. Down by 15, Dwayne Wade flipped his switch and brought the Heat a victory. The Heat went on to win the next 3 games. Dallas collapsed. Dirk went on to say that Cuban interferes with the games. He claimed Cubans boisterious antics were causing the refs to hold a grudge against them. Mark put the team up for sale and made moves to purchase the Chicago Cubs.

Dallas had their shot last year and blew it. Golden State matches up with them. Don Nelson is very familiar with Avery Johnson's coaching style and knows all of Dirks moves. The Warriors didn't really have their two best players for most of the season. But now everyone is healthy and Golden State is showing they belong in the playoffs. They are ready to ball. Dallas, nice win tonight but I think we all know it will be an early summer vacay for you this year.

I got to hear KRS1 spit that live on Monday. Thank you, Scott and Kim, for hooking me up with one of the best shows I have ever been to. Anyone who was at the House of Blues on Monday night knows exactly what I am talking about. Nas brought down the house, KRS1 set the roof on fire!

"We definitely have to get to that elite level, and get to that elite level, like, now," Bryant said last week in Phoenix. "Am I an old 28? No. When I hit 31, I'll probably be an old 31."

While I was watching the eighth-seeded, Golden State Warriors almost crush the dreams of the 67 win, first place Dallas Mavericks, my friend Kelly pinged me with an IM, "Are you seeing what is going on at Digg?" I tried to pull up the site but it was timing out.

Digg received a cease and desist letter for anything related to the HD DVD Encryption Key 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. As Digg continued to remove post after post, the posts became nothing but posts containing the key. Users of Digg revolted at Kevin Rose's attempt to silence them. Digg proved that it is now an entity bigger than it's creators. Kevin quickly realized his loyal readers were right. He wasn't about to stop them for saying a number.

Is this really an illegal hexadecimal number?  09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. It's just a number. So many other things have to happen before this Key can unlock an HD DVD. Isn't it the intent which is illegal? The DVD burner isn't illegal. The blank HD DVDs aren't illegal. In a country that supports the right to bare arms, it is unfathomable to think a number can be considered illegal. I am entitled to protect my home and I am entitled to say any number I can possibly think of. Those are the first and second amendments, right? 

Kevin just posted a blog titled "Digg This: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0." Digg is back online with all the posts of the key. It's nice to know someone is standing up for our rights.