• The end of the Triple Crown.

• Yes, I had surgery. The lobotomy went well. I happy now
• T-Mobile will not give me a 310 number. I am keeping 702 until they do.
• 65% is usury, not an APR.
• Paris => jail, Paris =>home, Paris =>court. Paris => jail.

Please stop talking. Seriously. If Paris Hilton being let out of jail (not prison like half of you outraged morons think) is making you outraged, YOU are what is wrong with this country. I understand you do not like her. It has been well over a year since she has been liked by What Da Phuk! However 45 days is a draconian sentence for reckless driving…on a suspended license.

There has been so much talk that "if it was me or you, we would be sitting there for 10 years…" Seriously? For reckless driving? Considering the average rapist serves 9 months  to 3 years, I find this hard to believe. She didn't kill anyone. She wasn't even caught with drugs. So you hate her. Fair enough. You were happy she received jail time. OK, I understand. Screaming "the justice system is flawed" because Paris was released on house arrest, makes me want to scream, at you.

There is a war being fought in front of you. Your peers are dying. The lucky survivors are missing limbs. Some are missing their entire face. They are being treated in dilapidated hospitals. Their pay raise was blocked, over 5 cents. Gas is at an all time high. Yet, the gas companies are recording record breaking profits.

But you don't have time for this. You don't have time to worry about 2 billion cigarette butts in the street, per day. You can't worry about the disappearance of the bees or the changing climate. You are busy, worrying about where Paris Hilton will sleep. Paris is in jail right now and I don't feel one bit safer… not while Lindsay Lohan is still free. Where is Osama? Where is your outrage? 

This is the Motorola Ming (A1200). It's a Linux based phone. Ironically, it doesn't sync with Linux. Motorola Phone Tools 4.0, which ships with the phone, is not compatible with Vista. I figured out how to force it to be. I will post the details later. I also figured out how to get the network profile for T-Mobile setup so you can use SMS, MMS, check POP3, IMAP and Surf the Web. I will post all of this info shortly.

This phone is 100% touch screen. The clear cover allows you to read text messages without opening the flip. The keyboard is small but using the stylus on QWERTY isn't that bad. The (learning) handwriting recognition works well, but takes a good amount of patience and practice. The 2MP camera works very well and captures great video. The novelty business card scanner still needs some work. It is very hard to align the card, with the right lighting…and the OCR is 80%.

Best of all, the phone quality. It's super clear with perfect reception. It's exactly what quad band GSM should be. This phone ROCKS!

"I don't go to Starbucks for the coffee. I go there because they have the only phuking lids that actually work."

Josh Axelman — with coffee on his shirt

George Bush is responsible for the death of 3495 Americans. An 18 year old is considered a minor in most states. While unable to legally purchase alcohol, gamble or rent a car, Bush sent these children to die. And for what? We don't even know why they are there. "Stay the course," what course? Osama is still alive. Bush lost the "war on terror" because he didn't fight it. If Bush wants to continue fighting this faux-war, he needs to first send his douche bag, tramp daughters. Then he needs to put on his fighter pilot costume and go fight.  

Sources:
http://icasualties.org/oif/ 
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/29/wtc.deaths/

If you are lucky enough to know my MSN Messenger email address, you would know that my tagline yesterday was Cleveland +245 Money Line. I knew that line seemed high. The two games the Cavs lost were by 3 points. Where did a 5.5 spread come from? Where did a money line of 2.45 to 1 come from? Who handicapped this game? It sure as hell wasn't me. I beat the line. I also thought the UNDER of 172 looked suspect (Sportsbook.com didn't think so). While these teams have been playing low-scoring games, all eyes were on them tonight. The West is set. It's time to settle the East. This is only the 3rd basketball bet I have made all season. It's the second time I won, Money Line.

Seriously, we'll kill you if you don't. Don't risk it and motherphuking VOTE for Casino Royale With Cheese and the crew of What Else is On. Last week, I posted a link to Bill's video entry for the MTV Movie Awards Spoof Contest . Out of 500 entries, Bill Caco's film was selected as a finalist. So stop what you are doing, go to Yahoo, register an account if you have to, and motherphuking VOTE! By the way, I got to work with Caco in Dick Fiction. Stop reading this. Go Vote…or DIE.