• Burgers 90210
  242 S Beverly Dr
  Beverly Hills, CA 90212
• A 20-piece order of Chicken Wings at Fatburger contains 20 drumsticks and 0 wings.
• Nicole Richie received 4 days in jail for her second DUI. She was driving the wrong way on the freeway. CA has a mandatory 5 days for second DUI.
• Lindsay Lohan is completely innocent. She was wearing someone else’s pants…according to her mom.
• The US dollar fell below the Canadian dollar last week and the furthest from the Euro it has ever been.
• Kevin Smith is going to write and direct the first episode of Heroes: Origin.
• MTV’s Laguna Beach is going to become New Port Beach. There is no official word if they are going to change the name.
• General Wesley Clark believes Pat Tillman was executed…by our Army.
• Britney’s Sister is supposedly pregnant.
• My birthday is in 6 days.
• Sean Kingston’s song Beautiful Girls should be banned. It makes me feel “suicidal, suicidal.”
• The Iraq war is going to cost every American $10,000.
• It’s almost August and the Lakers still haven’t made a big trade.
• Rudy Giuliani hates Medical Marijuana but fought for the continued legalization of Oxycontin.
• The Beyonce Falls video has been updated with one that won’t be taken offline immediately.
• Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu Hill is a real place.

Since Real Time With Bill Maher is currently on summer break, someone has to define the New Rules. Anyone? OK…I’ll do it.

• You can not be Pro-Life and Pro-War at the same time. I don’t care what you say. If you are Pro-Life then you are Pro-Life. End of story. And that goes for Pro-Life / Capital Punishment people too.
• The term “fiscally responsible” must be ban from all debates. It doesn’t exist.
• The NBA must institute some type of call challenge. Just like in football. It is the only way to restore the league.
• Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears must spend all their time together. I don’t know why, I just think they should. All other celebrities would have complete freedom from the paparazzi.
• No one is ever allowed to say “Clinton lied” while trying to compare Presidents. It’s beyond redonkulous.
• Now that Jessica Alba is single she must come over to my house, immediately!

The Decider decided to receive free medical care this past weekend while undergoing a colonoscopy. Even though the President has his own health insurance plan, the procedure was covered through tax payer money. Presidents have always received government funded health care with the top specialists. That is perfectly fine with me. They should. That should come with the job.

As the Democrats in Washington work on drafting a bill that would expand coverage for low-income kids, the Decider says he’ll veto any such legislation. He claims it would lead the nation “down the path to government-run health care for every American.”

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There is something off about it, right? Mo Evans, Sasha, Vlad and cake-boy Kwame should not be wearing the purple and gold. They should not be playing with Kobe. Come on Mitch…do something or I will…..dot com.

What Da Phuk! has always liked Queen B. However, this is just too funny not to post. Enjoy.

• That’s some sick shit, Vick.
• Tim Donaghy was one of 3 refs during Game 3 of Spurs/Suns 2007 Playoffs Series. That game is considered the worst called game in NBA history. Now we know why.
• Focus! This is your spoon.
• OG so bomb Snoop would say “that’s some stick icky.”
• Magic Mountain on Thur?

All Michael Vick needs to do is testify they were Iraqi dogs and he was protecting the country from terrorists. It wasn’t torture, just extreme coercion tactics.

It’s been a successful and exciting week for What Da Phuk! A brand new web site, brand new CMS, brand new site design and brand new (dedicated) server. While the transition has been rather smooth and bug free (knock on proverbial wood) there have been a few hiccups. Converting 503 posts and the categories has not been an easy task. Some of the archives didn’t make it all the way. I used XML RSS to upload the posts and something must have cut them off. As I find the errors I will fix them.

The comments are back and I am glad they are. I have all the old comments but I don’t think I will be placing them back. That will be far too time consuming and I can’t really see why. I read them. It’s all good.

I added many outbound links to the sites I recommend you read. I converted all the categories to tags and added a tag cloud. You can’t be 2.0 without one.

Some of you are landing here because you have been stealing my images for years. If I plan to use an image I find on the internet, I download it and host it on my server. I don’t rely that it will be there tomorrow. It’s not smart to assume, but thanks for coming to What Da Phuk!

It’s been an awfully long time since I have posted just about music. 2007 is halfway over and I am still waiting for Dr Dre’s Detox album. I know, I know. I won’t hold my breath. So here are some artists that have dropped some damn good albums this year.

Icky Thump The White Stripes
Once upon a time, I HATED The White Stripes. I thought they were lame and gimmicky. I thought they were noisy. It took me a while and I finally warmed up to the guitar riffs of Seven Nation Army. After their vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes, I started to find them rather interesting. Icky Thump is exactly how it sounds. Jack hit the nail on the head. I like to let the entire album play all the way through right before I go to bed.

Because of the Times Kings of Leon
The third album by the southern rockin Followill brothers and their cousin. Their 2 previous albums were instant classics and like the Godfather movies, are impossible to determine which one is better. I pre-ordered this album on Amazon and actually waited 1 month before I listened to it. I didnt listen to the advanced copy I may have stumbled upon, accidentally, while using bit torrent, in the dark…while drunk. Definitely listen to: Knocked Up, On Call, My Party, True Love Way, and Ragoo.

Funeral Arcade Fire
No, this is not a mistake. I am well aware this album is 3 years old. Neon Bible, their follow up, dropped just a few months ago. I haven’t gotten there yet. I just finally discovered what everyone else had heard. I owe them a major apology. On behalf of What Da Phuk, Arcade Fire, I apologize for not understanding and appreciating the genius of this album. I recently started from the beginning as Wake Up had fallen into my heavy rotation.

 Afro Samurai RZA and Friends
An animated movie starring Samuel L Jackson and Kelly Hu, Afro Samurai has a soundtrack that would make Kill Bill jealous. RZA honed in and followed up his master piece score of Ghost Dog with some beats so ill, it will slice through you like a Katana. The Empty 7 Theme is one of the coolest pieces of music I have ever heard. Listen to this album and while you’re at it, check out the movie. Guests include: Talib Kweli, Q-Tip, Stone Mecca, Big Daddy Kane and True Master.

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