In the past year I have had the Motorola V710, Motorola Razr, HTC TMobile Dash, Motorola A1200 (Ming) and now the TMobile Blackberry Curve 8320. Out of all the phones I have ever had, this is by far the best! I have heard many many many people say, get a Blackberry. Especially when I first bought the Dash. The Windows Mobile OS that thing ran was so janky it made me want to run the other direction from anything “Smartphone.” It was slow, a terrible phone, crashed constantly, had problems with txts and emails. Yeah, it was a giant piece of shit.

I liked the Ming. I still do. It’s a great (and stylish) phone. But checking email was a pain and was only pop or imap. I also had to use a stylus to type. The camera sucked and supposedly a software update was going to fix that. Ironically, the Linux based operating wasn’t compatible with Linux. That’s the kind of insane shtick that causes Indian programmers to light themselves on fire. Seriously, what was up with that? Motorola Mobile 4.0 pretty much only runs on XP. Hey Moto, what’s the point of the Linux OS then? Moto fanboys, where are the Linux apps? So all of those things I just listed, the Blackberry doesn’t do any of them.

I am on hosted exchange. All of my emails, contacts, appointments, memo and tasks are all synced, all the time, in real time. It’s phuking awesome. My virtual office world has never been so organized. It’s a fantastic phone, the bluetooth HS850 works perfectly with it and the battery actually lasts. I HIGHLY recommend you convert and get a Blackberry now. Right now. What are you waiting for? Go get one!

You douche bag liberals are so incompetent and inconsistent you made the worst thing happen. You made me agree and now defend Ann Coulter. I don’t need to blog about how crazy or manly Ann Coulter is. I have done that before. Everyone has done that. But for some reason, journalists, liberal, moderate and conservative alike, are booking Ann Coulter on their shows and helping her sell books. Why are they doing this? Why are they helping her become rich while giving her a soapbox to spew her garbage?

In her most recent interview, Danny Deutsch poked and prodded her to say something shocking. He continuously asked for her perfect vision of this country. Each time he shot down her answer telling her to move away from politics. What does this country look like? He repeated like a broken record. When she said Christian, that’s when he really went on his attack, mostly for his own ratings.

But Ann wasn’t wrong. Not according to the Christians. That is exactly what they believe. The Jews are supposed to be perfect. They have a set of laws that are impossible to follow. So God sent his son to die for their sins. That is why you must have complete love and faith in Jesus and you will be saved. This is Christianity 101. Why am I explaining this? I guess because no one actually knows this. This is what the Evangelicals preach. They love you and want to save you. So believe in Jesus and you will go to heaven. Otherwise, it’s eternal damnation for you.  Isn’t that nice?

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- George W. Bush, January 20th, 2001

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“We need to win the hearts and minds by giving condoms and clean needles to school children.”

-Stephen Colbert