Best Movie

1. Grindhouse 
2. The Simpsons Movie 
3. Transformers
4. Superbad
5. Knocked Up /Alpha Dog

Best Food

1. Ni9e
2. Mastros
3. Zooza Crackers 
4. Japonis
5. Panini

Best Album

1. Neon Bible (Arcade Fire) 
2. In Rainbows (Radiohead)
3. 8 Diagrams (Wu-Tang)
4. Because of the Times (Kings of Leon) 
5. Icky Thump (The White Stripes)

Best Concert

1. Wu-Tang @ HOB
2. Nas and KRS1 HOB
3. Arcade Fire @ The Hollywood Bowl
4. Avril Lavigne @ Yahoo Live Sets 
5. Talib Kweli @ The El Rey Outdoor

 Best TV Show

1. Friday Night Lights
2. The Colbert Report 
3. Any NBA game
4. Miami Ink & LA Ink
5. Heroes and The Hills (they’re quite similar)

IMDB lists Bryan Spears, brother of Britney and Jamie, as a co-producer of Zoey 101. Bryan Spears is definitely the father of Jamie’s baby. He has to be. That would be the most terrific twist in what has been the most facinating fall from grace. The Spears family some how managed to out do the Hiltons and Lohans in 07.

Wouldn’t this be the best story of the year?!? How phuked up will this kid be? This is so crazy, it has to be true.

When this shit hits the tabloids, remember where you heard it first.

Bryan Spears is a co-producer of Zoey 101. Bryan Spears is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby.

As Snoop would say “CHURCH CHUUUUCH!!!”

I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies
and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths

Triumph — Wu-Tang Clan (Inspectah Deck)

• Lakers finally win on Xmas day. Thank you, Santa!
• Less than 1 week till New Years. Less than 2 weeks till Vegas. Oh Shit!
• I sold 5 of my 6 Jay-Z tickets. Only 1 left. Should I just keep it?
• Entouraaaage!
• The Wu was incredible. Full post coming soon. Along with Yearly Top 5.  

From all your friends at WDP!

CONFIRMED FOR 2008, DATES TBA
Alice In Chains
Alkaline Trio
Apes & Androids - Blood Moon
Apollo Sunshine - Mysteries Of The Old Soul
Awesome Color
Laura Barrett
Davd Bazan
Beyoncé
Blackout Beach
Boris - Smile
Bosque Brown
Coldplay
The Cure
Dan Deacon
Def Leppard - Songs From The Sparkle Lounge
Dr. Dre - Detox
Early Day Miners
Elk City
Explorers Club
Eve - Here I Am
Faunts
Fergie
Final Fantasy
Flight Of The Conchords
Franz Ferdinand
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. - Searching For The Hows And Whys
Gnarls Barkley
Green Day
Helmet
Impossible Shapes
The Instruments - Dark Smaland
Islands
Dominique Leone - Dominique Leone
Love As Laughter
Lucky Dragons
Madonna
Mariah Carey
Mates Of State
Matisyahu
John Mellencamp - The Company We Keep
Menomena
Metallica
Modest Mouse (b-sides collection)
My Bloody Valentine
My Chemical Romance
My Morning Jacket
Oasis
The Offspring
Amanda Palmer - Who Killed Amanda Palmer?
Pattern Is Movement - All Together
PWRFL Power
R.E.M.
Langhorne Slim
The Streets
Richard Swift
t.A.T.U. - Waste Management
Steve Aoki
Water Fai
Weezer
Windsor For The Derby
Stevie Wonder - The Gospel Inspired By Lula

• Britney’s religious sister, Jamie Lynn, is several months pregnant. She is 16 and stars on a Nickelodeon show. With the help of her mother, she sold the story to OK! magazine for <dr evil voice>1 million dollars!</dr evil voice>
• The National Enquire reported this story back in July and even yours truly reported on it. Lawyers for Spears sent vicious attack letters to the Enquire denying the rumors. So today, the National Enquire emailed all of the gossip blogs with the orginal letter.
• The Germans think canned wine is a good idea. They also think it’s smart to have Paris Hilton as spokesperson.
• The Wu can’t sell-out the House of Blues on sunset.
• The Portland Trailblazers won their 9th straight. Brandon Roy had 25, 9, 8. It’s his second year in the league.
• Brandon Roy is the Western Player of the week, for the second straight week.
• Bitney’s Mom’s book on parenting is being delayed. LOL…she wrote a book on parenting.
• The dollar is so low, European companies are taking jobs away from the Indians and are sending them to the US.

Q. What are you doing?
A. Writing code

Q. What should I get you for Christmas?
A. A video card, Lakers Tickets

Q. What are you doing this Saturday?
A. Watching the band Marvelous perform at the Cat Club on Sunset.

Q. What are you doing on Sunday?
A. Watching Lakers/ Football and going to Wu.

Q. What are you doing for New Years?
A. I haven’t decided yet. Inhaling Leroy Jenkem.

Q. Are the Lakers playing well?
A. Yes!

Q. Having you been betting?
A. Not really. I had a nice streak happening but Hatton blew it.

Q. How are you feeling?
A. Crunk

Q. What are you currently thinking about?
A. Kristen Bell

• Despite the drama, the Lakers are playing surprisingly well.
• 5 Days till Wu
• Jay-Z tickets sold out in seconds. I got 6 of them.
• I really made you cry?
• Vegas is less than 3 weeks away. “Oh Shit!”

I have 2 extra tickets if you are interested in going. I would be willing to sell these tickets for face value. I will absord the extra costs. I just want you to see Wu. This will most likely be your last chance. This is a can’t miss show.

That’s so ugly, it’s oooogly!

- Stu Lance

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