• Happy Bday G.Sills!
• Happy Bday T.Mart!
• Finally, a means to an end. It’s exciting. I should create a countdown.
• So much to do in such little time. How do I pack for an entire month? I take everything I own when I leave for 2 days.
• When I get back from Dallas on March 2nd, we will be 7 days away from springing the clocks forward. Winter will be over and Spring 08 will be here. Basketball season will be approaching the playoffs and I will be ready to embark on the next journey of my life. Chuuuuch!

N9ne Steakhouse has been my number one favorite place to eat for many years. I only frequent it a few times each year because I only go to the one in Las Vegas. I should check out Morango, but it seems like such a waste to head to the desert and still not be able to play actual craps. Unbeknownst to me — I did know there was Ghostbar — there is a N9ne steakhouse in Dallas, Texas. Woo motherphuking hoo.

While this may not actually be a restaurant, this sandwich shop is one of my all time favorite places to eat. This isn’t Quiznos and it sure isn’t Subway. Everything is fresh and prepared in front of you. The meats are sliced and the veggies are chopped on the spot. It’s ridonkulous and it’s also in Dallas.

Oh…BTW, I will be spending the entire month of February in Dallas. So while I say goodbye to Dolce Isola and RCA, at least I got some great places to eat.  

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What Da Phuk! also endorses Avril Lavigne’s bikini. 

I have completely lost patience for stooopidity. Please do not ask me anything. Yes, it is a dumb question and I don’t have an answer for you. At least not one you want to hear.

• Hi Kelly, Dallas, Dallas’s blonde friend.
• French Canadian, eh.
• Who is smoking Parliament Menthols?
• The maids at the Century Plaza must hate me with a passion.
• Congrats J Liu. I’ll never forget you and your hat.

• Seriously? It’s like that?  
• What happened to the Lakers in the second half? You got burned by Ime Udoka.
• If I lived in Arizona, I would hate Shawn Marion and want to trade him for Lamar Odom. Just look at the boxscore. The grass is always greener…
• What happened to number 4?
• What a long strange strip it’s been. Last Sunday marked 1 year since I have been back from Vegas. It’s been one hell of a journey. Nonetheless I have gained some ultimate truths. Focus. Believe. Resilience! This is my spoon.

Way back in 6th grade, a whole 17 years ago, I had a close friend that I used to let cheat off of me. I would do the homework and he would copy my answers. We were so progressive in 1991, that I would fax him my homework. We did this many times until one day, our 6th grade teacher called me to her desk. She said “you have been cheating. Your answers are the same as your ‘best friends!’” Before I could explain anything she said, “he has already told me he faxes you the answers.” That’s the kind of guy my “best friend” happened to be.

Why do I feel like I am back in 6th grade? 

No Radiohead. No Sex Pistols. No My Bloody Valentine. No Bowie.

BUT…

Roger Waters is performing Dark Side of the Moon.

Flub, we going?

I am only partially interested in the first night. Not enough to drive down to Indio CA.  Seeing: Raconteurs, The Breeders, Fatboy Slim and the National live would be aight. The second night is far more tempting: Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Sasha & Digweed and Portishead. But that’s still not Coachella convincing. Even thought it would prob be cool to see The Streets, and My Morning Jacket. Who gives a flying phuk? Roger Waters is closing Coachella with Dark Side of the Moon.

The thought of dealing with Coachella…but how can I miss this?

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• 12 days without a cigarette. chuuuuch
• Did someone says Lakers? Again? Big up, Abhi
• Uh no! The injuries just keep on coming.
• Dolce Isola makes the best sandwich in all of LA. Possibly EVER!
• Thank you to all of the people who stood by me these past 2 weeks. Your phone calls, text messages, food and flower deliveries were extremely appreciated by my family and especially my dad. Thank you!!!