This video is such a must watch I am not even embedding it. I am sending you directly to cracked.com.

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…and watch this irreverent satire on the entire Internet….until the end. The very very end. Wait until the end and you will totally know why this video has the What Da Phuk! seal of approval.

• Not even 24 hours after having a quadruple bypass, my father is up and out of the ICU.
• Bynum goes down but Kobe rises to the occasion. Back to back wins, finishing off Seattle on their home floor in OT.
• Lakers are 26 & 11. That’s first in the Western Conference.
• The Clippers beat the Suns – nicely securing the Lakers first place spot.
• Marvelous is playing this Saturday at the Cat Club.
• I have not had a cigarette in 6 days.
• “You are a space rrrroach!”
• Jeremy Piven’s rant in the beginning of Kat Williams new special.
• New Starts, New Beginnings.
• LeBron had 51, 9, 8.

• I love you, Dad!

“No. I think I just got hash browns in my eyes.”

- j axelman (Raffels Cafe, Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas)

In a double overtime win against the Charlotte Bobcats on Friday Night, LeBron James had 31 points, 19 rebounds, 8 assists, 4 steals and 3 blocked shots.

Forget the near triple-double, Bron had 19 rebounds.

DAMN!!!

There isn’t anything else to say.

That’s it…I quit. Not tomorrow. Not on Monday. Not next week. Not next month. It’s not my New Years resolution. I am done smoking cigarettes.

They are disgusting. The do not add anything to my life. The actually increase my level of stress and before I know it, they will have caused enough medical complications to end my life. I have given enough money to RJ Reynolds to poison me for far too long.

I have quit before. For 4.5 years. I didn’t use the patch or the gum. I just stopped smoking. I will do the same. Cold turkey. That’s it. I am officially done smoking.

Christina Agulera has been pregnant for 2 years, 8 months, 11 days and 14 hours. This is the longest pregnancy, ever. I am tired of seeing her on the cover of magazines, pregnant while naked. She should have the baby already. Being pregnant was so last year.

• No, we do not want to sit next to the filming.
• Monkey…Monkey….Monkey….Just give me a phuking 10.
• The New Orleans Hornets. You made me a total $420 (100 the first night, 320 the second)
• Felix, Voltron…Chuuuuch!
• The Palazzo and the 40 40 Club are the best new spots in all of Vegas.
• Kristen Cavallari’s 21st bday at LAX. Shorty had them Apple Bottom Jeans…