“Daniel Gibson goes to the same barber as Lamar Odom.”

-B.Levy

• NBA All-Star Weekend
• When has Kobe ever tried to get out of a game? If he is hurt, he is hurt. Kobe WANTS to play!
• The Sophomores stomped on the Rookies. Daniel Gibson is a dangerous shooter. Lakers Cleveland.
• Dirk is winning the 3 point contest. Dwight Howard is winning the dunk contest.
• West 130 East 127

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“They’ve had 35 years to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, and we still don’t have a comprehensive policy. We’ve just had a report that Lake Mead may go dry in 13 years, and they’ve done nothing to curb unsustainable growth in that region. Yet they have leisure aplently to quiz a guy who throws a baseball — a professional entertainer, for pete’s sake — about how he came by his skills. “

-Mike Celizic MSNBC

• You can’t have legal torture while pot is still illegal.
• This guy is married to Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Marisa Miller.
• Please leave Roger Clemens alone. This is absurd. Brian McNamee should be in prison. His used car salesman smirk is disturbing. 7 years ago he was in trouble for lying to the police during a rape case. He was a police officer at the time.
• The NBA Western Conference is so ridiculous it’s beyond ridonkulous. If the Jason Kidd deal goes through, there will be 10 teams with a chance of winning the NBA title. There are only 4 contenders in the East.
• Thanks to the Gods The Office is coming back.
• I have been in Texas for too long. Bill O’Reilly was fair and balanced tonight. Oh Jesus!
• After stopping the Jason Kidd trade from happening, Devean George shot a league worst 0 - 11. Marc Cuban must be thrilled.
• Stop telling me Miley Cyrus is pregnant while not wearing her seat belt and injecting HGH while her father posted the pics on myspace.
• Vote Hilary 08, TradeKwame, TradeLamar, KeepLamar, The Betters Edge 2.0
• Space Roach?

Finally, a Hilary we can all get behind! Thank you, KB.

• Is a collection of douche bags a douche bucket?
• Synchronizing!
• Amy Winehouse is overrated. She’s boring. Carrie Underwood is far more exciting.
• Pau is off the hook. Lakers Cleveland. Remember that!
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