You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

DoucheIsaiah Rider. This super douche was arrested last night for grand theft auto. While playing for the LA Lakers, super douche forgot to bring his shoes to a game and was benched by Phil Jackson. He was left off of the playoff roster which subsequently led to his retirement from the NBA.

During his NBA career, Rider was arrested for selling chipped cellphones and smoking pot out of a soda can on PCH.

He was parked in his Bently.

In 2006 he was arrested for kidnapping, illegal firearm possesion, and evading police officer. He spent a quick 7 months in jail.

Once considered a superstar in the making, Rider began his turbulent career by being expelled from UNLV for cheating on a test. The person Rider hired to take the test for him happened to misspell Isaiah.

Getting arrested and dribbling the ball off of his shoe, seem to be the only 2 things Rider is good at. This guy is bigger douche than Joe Francis and is the biggest douche in the world.

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I haven’t decided if I am going to this show. RZA seems to have left the Wu to follow his own path. While he always moved to his own, sick, beat, the hip hop “hippy” is definitely not making nice with all of his friends. 

But it would be cool to see him. Who’s coming with me? Hit me up if you want to roll.

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Liquid SwordsI spent the last month super excited that I was finally getting the opportunity to see GZA, one of the most legendary, founding members of the Wu-Tang, perform. This wasn’t just a GZA concert. He wasn’t promoting a new album. He performed, in it’s entirety, the 13-year-old, hip hop classic, Liquid Swords. Tracks 1 - 13.

GZA kept the show so authentic to the album that he was joined on stage by Killa Priest and Method Man. Having Meth come out for Shadow Boxing was unbelievable. My friends and I wondered all week if he would show. It was truly amazing to be able to witness GZA perform Liquid Swords live.

We new that when the doors open at 8 for a Wu-Tang show, it means they are going on at midnight. We got there at 10:30 and we waited until 11:30ish for GZA to finally take the stage. But as soon as the lights dimmed, and the sounds of Shogun Assassins hit the speakers, the crowd was captivated.

“When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the Empire…”


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  1. I’m Moving!!!
  2. I’m Moving!!!
  3. I’m Moving!!!
  4. I’m Moving!!!
  5. I’m Moving!!!
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New HomeWDP is getting a new home. The time has come. A brand new building. It opened Jan 08. I am the 14th person to move in. Trying to figure out which Plasma (or DLP) is most definitely a great problem to have. It’s a refreshing change. It’s pretty crazy how quickly the pendulum can swing from good to bad. It can happen over night.

The past 15th months have been a humbling journey. I carried my spoon through the good, the bad and the really bad…and the really really really bad (no plumbing, construction and screaming birds). I made it. I carried my spoon. I spilt some water. But I made it.

Focus. Believe. Resilience.

È il momento di ubriachezza. Raccontaci le ragazze oltre a venire, il decollo e ottenere la loro abiti nel mio letto. Stiamo per fissare il tetto sul fuoco in questa casa.

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Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain, refused to answer if condoms are effective in the spread of H.I.V. After a 12 second pause, he responded “I’m stumped.”

Just Say NoI would respect him more if he took the Ann Coulter approach. She might be tits on fish crazy, but at least she is honest. I would much rather him say, “yes. I do. But I don’t give a phuk. I am NOT spending government money on giving condoms to 3rd world nations. I don’t even want to give them food. Phuk ‘em.” I would say, “wow! He is heartless, but honest.”

What’s the difference? The end result is the same. His final action says phuk ‘em. Let them phuk, get AIDS, over-populate, under-educate and malnourish their children. He just doesn’t exactly say it like that. So I’ll say it. If you want to fix the health care system while not paying another dime out of your paycheck, you better realize, “don’t phuk until you accept Christ” is the only bit of contraceptive care we are providing to 3rd world countries. We have our own health problems to fix.

…and while we are talking about it, please don’t bother me about not recycling…or compulsive littering…or not flushing my motor oil down the toilet… I don’t want to hear it. My footprint is meaningless when the head of EPA’s last job was at EXXON. You want to make a difference, do it in November. Putting your Coke can in the blue bin ain’t doing shit.

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In case you don’t know, Aubrey O’Day is the really hot one in the group Danity Kane. I only caught the last 2 episodes of Making the Band (Season 4) and I must say, Aubrey is damn hot. In fact, she’s not just hot, she’s beautiful. So why does Diddy insist on ho’ing her up? She looks so much better when she doesn’t look like a girl asking for 300 roses on Craigslist.

I can’t just blame Diddy. When not working with the group, Aubrey ho’ed herself out to Travis Barker as the face (legs) of his clothing line.

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Check it out for yourself. Totally SFW

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garagedoor.jpgApparently RadioShack doesn’t carry garage door openers anymore. I went to the RadioShack on Robertson and Pico and was told that the only garage door opener they have is an electronic keypad. I am looking for a replacement gate/garage opener. The old school, RF, jumper-programmed, clicker thing.

RadioShack, you can’t be serious. This is what you do. Are you really selling that many computers, cell phones and televisions that you don’t have time to deal with a cheap, radio frequency device? I have a hard time believing it. Who buys any real electronics at Radio Shack?

Even their website doesn’t have a great selection. Phuk the Shack and their $50 cables.

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  1. Flying with Kelly on Friday
  2. GZA @ the El Rey on Saturday
  3. “Phuk U Bitch. You are a phuking cunt!”
  4. What happened to Long Beach? WDP?
  5. OK, I’ve had enough. Seriously.
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  1. Lakers lose to the Bobcats for the 4th time in 5 games.
  2. Kobe is ejected and now leads the league with 15 technical fouls. One more and he is suspended.
  3. Who the phuk is Matt Carroll?! This guy only shows up against the Lakers.
  4. The Lakers fall to 3rd in the West.
  5. Luke Walton no longer resembles a basketball player. Every other year he is terrible. I am one bad play away from starting tradewalton.com.
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  • Watching Friday Night Lights. It’s the best show on TV.
  • Reading Bringing Down the House and not watching 21.
  • Rooting for the Lakers.
  • Rolling up the Purple Blackberry Bomb OG Sour Bubba Kush.
  • Laughing at the Houston Rockets.
  • Shocked Ashley Dupre charges 5k an hour.
  • Voting for Obama.
  • Shocked at how hot Hilary Duff is becoming.
  • Loving the Vampire Weekend debut album.
  • Running Fedora Core 7 as a Server; Ubuntu as a desktop.
  • Using Gnome over KDE, sorry Linus…I disagree.
  • Giving me money.
  • Getting ready for a 3rd video.
  • Thinking of things to buy me for my birthday.
  • Expecting me to bowl a perfect 300…fairly soon.
  • Getting ready for the Kentucky Derby.
  • Staying at the Palazzo.
  • Throwing out your prescription pills.
  • Exercising.
  • Eating Healthy.
  • Going to Chris Rock in April
  • Excited for the equestrian version of The Betters Edge.
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