Kristen Cavallari is brilliant. Yes,  you read that correctly. Kristen Cavallari (Laguna Beach, My Fantasies) is brilliant. She is by far the smartest girl in all of Hollywood.

Why? Because she isn’t pregnant. She isn’t married or engaged. She isn’t screaming in every magazine about not being hot. She isn’t pregnant nor pregnant. And while not being pregnant… she is topless, in her first movie. Check out this quick preview…and ladies, I know you want to look so you can hate (secretly fantasize) on the brilliant Kristen.

I don’t know what Kristen has been doing for the past few years. She was supposed to be in a lot of upcoming movies. But as long as she keeps supplying my computer with photos like this…and this…I have no complaints. And by the way, getting inadvertently invited to her 21st bday party, that was pretty cool too.

• Lakers slightly fall out of first
• Out with the old, time for the new
• Porsche Cayman
• Cody @ the Cat Club. Where’s Marvelous?
• Installing Fedora…So long Ubuntu…for now.

• Texans really love Dr Pepper. It was invented in Waco. 
• I will miss Jason’s Deli, Balls Hamburgers (best Mexican food) and of course Jersey Mikes.
• Not having any traffic is really nice.
• Going from 90 to 50 degrees in the same day is unacceptable. 70 and snowing is just ridonkulous.
• Oh my word, Ya’ll.
• I finally ate at N9ne
• I finally went to the Mens Club. It’s not 4play
• The Gaspipe off of Motor, yeah Motor Medical Drive
• Making new dreams.
• Creating jobs, 08!
• Making news dreams while creating jobs.
• DFW Gun Range. Glock 35, Springfield 1911 
• Saving the world one API at a time.
• Stock yards, Hillary Clinton.
•  2 new tats. Big Up, Elmo. Looking forward to Long Beach.
• The Fairmont is dope. 
• This is the Omni?
• Waco might be the coldest place, ever. If Death Valley, CA is the hottest, I don’t doubt it.
• Lexus LS. Pontiac Torrent. Yeah, Pontiac Torrent.
• The start of the journey. Journey of 300.
• “Wu-Tang…”

1. Going back to Cali
2. Lakers are 1st in the West w00t
3. The Rockets extend their win streak to 18.
4. It’s Daylight Savings, right now!
5. Did I mention I am headed back to Cali? Kush, Dolce, how I’ve missed you.

I was most fortunate this weekend to see Charlie Murphy, brother of Eddie and originator of the True Hollywood Stories (”I”m Rick James, bitch!”), at the improv in Dallas.

Charlie had 2 opening acts. Peter Barerra was very funny. Freeze Luv, who is a regular on Charlie’s tour, was hilarious. He set the perfect mood for Charlie to come out, look over the crowd and say “look at all these white people, just waiting to scream Darkness!” Charlie killed the room. At this point I don’t think you could pay me to see Eddie — he was my favorite comedian growing up.

Charlie was so good I am going to pretend he didn’t co-write Norbit.

This was the perfect warm up for Chris Rock in April.

1. Kobe comes through with another 4th quarter performance.
2. N9ne was so good I am trying to go back!
3. Leighton Meester is damn hot…in case you forgot.
4. Going back to Cali…
5. My Trip to Austin

Yo, Mark Cuban! What da phuk happened to your boy?! In the past 2 games your star 7 footer hit Derek Fisher on the head…not once but twice. The next night, irk took down Kirilenko so badly, he was taken to the hospital.

I just heard on ESPN News that irk has been suspended for a game. At least the league is doing something…besides giving his first-round-exit ass the MVP award.

What are you going to do?

It looks like irk finally found his D. Playing DIRTY.

• Austin is very cool. “Wu Tang…”

• Dirty Dogz Bar, Touche’s and Darwins (and 50 others)
• Forget VIP, we were the ONLY people in Pure
• 52 points. 38 in the 4th and OT
• Went to the Stockyards to see old “Texas”…wound up at a Hillary Clinton convention.

They say if you don’t like the weather in Texas, wait 15 minutes.

• Aracade Fire played two free concerts for Barack Obama
• Cell phone users are NOT watching TV on their phones.
• Audiophiles can’t hear the difference between Monster Cable or a Coat Hanger…seriously!
• LeBron is 30.3, 8.1, 7.5 with a +31.02 efficiency rating.
• Heidi Montag and Britney Spears have a collaboration They have teamed up two create the worst track of all time.
• The Lakers are #1 in the Pacific, 2 in the West.