No matter how crunk the party may get, please DO NOT set the roof on fire!

  1. SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
  2. Kanye, Vampire Weekend, Chris Rock
  3. 4 days until Kentucky Derby…and Bheads Bday
  4. MGMT is the greatest band of 08. Have you still not heard them?
  5. What I love most about this Lakers team is the stars don’t have to beat you. Of course they can and Kobe’s heroics tonight were amazing. But what is truly wonderful about this Lakers team, the bench will beat you. Jordan Famar and Sasha Vujacic will beat you. This is the making of a championship team. Boston has shown their weakness. The Lakers will beat you. They are focused and ready…”red light green light how far we going back?!?”
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I just had to “borrow” this Flash overlay from Lakers.com. I know it kinda gets in the way…but deal with it.

By the way…you can’t really vote for Kobe because it’s only for sportswriters.

And… 

The votes were due 2 weeks ago.

And…

I didn’t really “borrow” it…I hacked it, jacked it, stole it, straight took it.

You know how we role!

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Kanye West

The 2200 capacity Nokia Theater (directly across from the Staples Center) was at max capacity last night. The lights were off and stage was glowing. The night started with Lupe Fiasco. His high energy, skateboard infused hip hop is a nice break from the current radio rap. His set list was short, but he managed to cover his hits, “Kick, Push” , “Paris, Tokyo” and “Superstar” which he was joined on stage by Matthew Santos.

After a quick intermission, NERD took the stage and rocked the crowd. With all due respect to Pharrell, as a producer and solo artist, NERD sounds like a high school garage band who is rehearsing for the Cobalt Cafe. That didn’t seem to matter to the NERD fans who quickly rushed the stage. By the end of their performance the entire place was packed. There was not one open seat. 

Rhianna took the stage next which had it’s own glow in the dark feel. Rhianna must spend hours every day working on her body because she is smoking hot…for lack of a better term. She flew through her set, even cutting some of her hits short. Rhianna played all of her singles except for her very first one, “Pon de Replay.”  

At exactly 10:40pm, the curtain rose to Kanye laying on floor of a deserted set. His spaceship, Jane, informs him that he has crashed landed on an unknown planet. She is broken and it is unknown how long it will take for her to repair herself. For 80 minutes, the stage was constantly evolving, displaying different backgrounds and themes as he incorporated them into his set list. At one point, Kanye bitched “that he needs pu**y” and Jane quickly transformed into a (hot) gold woman on the LCD screen. A crowd pleasing “Gold Digger” performance followed.

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Many times throughout the show the notion that Kanye is the biggest star in the universe was heavily implied. Actually, it was said many times in those exact words. This is a Kanye West headlining show, and I would expect nothing less. After Kanye finally fixes the spaceship and returns to Earth, he is joined by Lupe Fiasco for his final track. “LA Reid, Jaime Foxx, don’t leave yet, it’s not over” shouted Kanye followed by much laughter from the crowd. Kanye tried to introduce his live band and DJ, which were hidden behind the scenery. Kanye was disappointed in his own ability to control that aspect and even said, “this is anti climatic!”

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The show was one hell of an experience. It is very rare to see a hip hop artist take the stage, by himself for an hour and twenty minutes. There is room for improvement but overall it was pretty incredible. Kanye has a second show tonight at Nokia and at Staples in June. I wonder how different the Staples show will be. I guess I will just have to find out.

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  1. Kanye, Vampire Weekend and Chris Rock!
  2. Time to join Ballys
  3. “Shnozle my Nozel!”
  4.  36, 16, 8. Pau Gasol is a superstar.
  5. The Lakers broke it off in Denver today. AI was so over the game he decided to walk towards the locker room before he even received the second technical. I wonder who has more tattoos, JR Smith or Travis Barker? I am getting ready for Boston.
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Leroy Jenkem

While all the other sites are posting pics of their favorite Kush, on this 420… here is a pic of my favorite drug…Jenkem!

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“Maybe I led you to believe Basketball was a God-given gift and not something I worked for every single day of my life!”

- MJ

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Criss Angel Douche

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Playoff

Remember this. Take a picture. Write it down. This is it. These are my predictions. A small part of me still believes the Cavs are damn scrappy and could pull out an upset…like last year. But with KG’s D this year…and that mid-season mega trade bust…Cleveland doesn’t really stand a chance. David Stern must jizzing pooping in his pants from these match ups.

Kobe, AI, Melo. Nash, Parker, Duncan. Howard, Bosh. CP3, Diry Irk. TMac, AK47. That’s just the first round. I think I just pooped my pants thinking about the second round.

Holy shit jenkem did the NBA deliver this year!

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MVP

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Lakers Number 1(1) Los Angeles Lakers vs. (8) Denver Nuggets:

Game 1 - Sun April 20 Denver at L.A. Lakers 3:00PM ET ABC/R
Game 2 - Wed April 23 Denver at L.A. Lakers 10:30PM ET TNT
Game 3 - Sat April 26 L.A. Lakers at Denver 5:30PM ET TNT
Game 4 - Mon April 28 L.A. Lakers at Denver 10:30PM ET TNT
Game 5 * Wed April 30 Denver at L.A. Lakers TBD TBD
Game 6 * Fri May 2 L.A. Lakers at Denver TBD TBD
Game 7 * Sun May 4 Denver at L.A. Lakers TBD TBD

Here is the rest of the NBA First Round Playoff Schedule

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Some of the hottest, wdp approved, blumptastic, bangin, pretty ladies:

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  1. The Lakers Finished #1 in the West.
  2. Here comes Denver.
  3. I guess I am never going to Magic Mountain or flying with Kelly.
  4. Shouldn’t Harold and Kumar come out on the weekend of 4/20?
  5. I need a couch. Couches Vaughn!
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