1. Kobe finally won the MVP award. I take full credit for it. It was my flash overlay that I took from NBA.com 2 weeks after the votes were in that sealed the deal.
2. Almost finished with the Channel Advisor API for SHOEBACCA. w00t w00t (entourage)
3. I am becoming addicted to twitter and facebook. This is horrible.
4. phuk myspace
5. Volt Stone eat space roaches for lunch,  douche bags for dinner, and pieces of shit for breakfast.

Ok, ok, this is now my second time installing Wordpress 2.5. It is soooooo much faster. Time to upgrade. Can’t wait any longer. Must do it this weekend.

A friend of mine is participating in the Revlon Run/Walk For Women on May 10th. Due to my prolific following it was only natural for her to ask me to promote awareness for this cause. I guess I can take a break from being a complete douche bag for a minute and do something nice.

If you haven’t donated to charity this year, here is your chance. This is the perfect cause. Cancer affects our mothers, sisters, aunts, girlfriends and wives. We need to raise as much money as possible to support research.

I am not asking you, I am telling you…donate now. It will be the best thing you have done all year.

• Lakers are 5 - 0 in the Playoffs. Kobe won MVP
• The worst sandwich (best tasting, worst for you) is the Classic Italian at Quiznos.
• There is nothing awesome about the “awesome blossom.” It’s almost 3,000 calories.
• Starbucks drip coffee is no more expensive than anywhere else. 240z for $1.95.
•  13 days till the Preakness.

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• Jason Kidd is overrated. He doesn’t bring veteran experience. He brings camaraderie and poor shooting. Thank you, Mitch. Thank you.
• Windows Vista is so phuking slow. It’s killing me. Everyone seems to be ditching it. Even Microsoft. It’s almost making me consider going back to Mac.
• Karl Malone fathered a child with a girl who was 13 at the time. He was 19.
• I phuking hate Terrance Howard.
• Indie rock has completely replaced hip hop as my music of choice. I will always love hip hop, there is just no one pushing it forward. No one. All the good shows are artist from the late 90s.