Do you eat, sleep and think nothing but SEO? Has SEO become your day job, night job and girlfriend?

Here is a checklist to determine if you are an SEO addict:

• You said "SEO" more than once today.

• You can't figure out how Google plans to monetize the YouTube traffic?
• You read Aaron Wall's SEOBook on the toilet — and have a copy under your pillow.
• You are looking forward to WMW Las Vegas Pubcon.
• You list Google bombing as a hobby.
• Web 2.0 isn't just a saying, "it's your way of life."
• You own at least 1 domain with SEO in it.
• Your MySpace Top 8 consists of Matt Cutts, Jim Boykin, Danny Sullivan, Abhilash Patel, Jeremy Zawodny, Aaron Wall, Oilman and Zeldman.
• You are wondering why I didn't link each name.
• You have Matt Cutts's autograph.
• You find this list funny (or at least amusing).
• You have nightmares about supplemental results.
• You realized that the Google Sandbox does NOT exist.
• Your political affiliation isn't Democrat or Republican. You mostly consider yourself "white hat" but sometimes utilize "black hat" theology.
• You have a favorite CMS.
• The fact that I haven't been linking is really starting to bother you.
• You syndicate and then aggregate your own content.
• The acronym SERP turns you on.

If you said yes to just about any of these you are an SEO addict. It's okay…just don't snort the AJAX.