Some of the hottest, wdp approved, blumptastic, bangin, pretty ladies:

• Carrie Underwood 
• Minka Kelly 
• Hilary Duff
• Aubrey O’ Day
• Kristen Cavallari
• Leighton Meester 
• Kristen Bell
• Elisha Cuthbert

              

             Mischa Barton
     <— Sebastian Bach

In case you don’t know, Aubrey O’Day is the really hot one in the group Danity Kane. I only caught the last 2 episodes of Making the Band (Season 4) and I must say, Aubrey is damn hot. In fact, she’s not just hot, she’s beautiful. So why does Diddy insist on ho’ing her up? She looks so much better when she doesn’t look like a girl asking for 300 roses on Craigslist.

I can’t just blame Diddy. When not working with the group, Aubrey ho’ed herself out to Travis Barker as the face (legs) of his clothing line.

Check it out for yourself. Totally SFW

Kristen Cavallari is brilliant. Yes,  you read that correctly. Kristen Cavallari (Laguna Beach, My Fantasies) is brilliant. She is by far the smartest girl in all of Hollywood.

Why? Because she isn’t pregnant. She isn’t married or engaged. She isn’t screaming in every magazine about not being hot. She isn’t pregnant nor pregnant. And while not being pregnant… she is topless, in her first movie. Check out this quick preview…and ladies, I know you want to look so you can hate (secretly fantasize) on the brilliant Kristen.

I don’t know what Kristen has been doing for the past few years. She was supposed to be in a lot of upcoming movies. But as long as she keeps supplying my computer with photos like this…and this…I have no complaints. And by the way, getting inadvertently invited to her 21st bday party, that was pretty cool too.

I was most fortunate this weekend to see Charlie Murphy, brother of Eddie and originator of the True Hollywood Stories (”I”m Rick James, bitch!”), at the improv in Dallas.

Charlie had 2 opening acts. Peter Barerra was very funny. Freeze Luv, who is a regular on Charlie’s tour, was hilarious. He set the perfect mood for Charlie to come out, look over the crowd and say “look at all these white people, just waiting to scream Darkness!” Charlie killed the room. At this point I don’t think you could pay me to see Eddie — he was my favorite comedian growing up.

Charlie was so good I am going to pretend he didn’t co-write Norbit.

This was the perfect warm up for Chris Rock in April.

Even though I haven’t seen any of the movies nominated for Best Picture, I still know how the Academy votes. Here are my predections:

Best Picture

• Atonement
• Juno
• Michael Clayton
• No Country for Old Men
• There Will Be Blood

Best Director

• Joel & Ethan Coen   No Country for Old Men
• Paul Thomas Anderson  There Will Be Blood
• Tony Gilroy  Michael Clayton
• Jason Reitman  Juno
• Julian Schnabel  The Diving Bell and Butterfly

Best Original Screenplay

• Juno
• Michael Clayton
• Ratatouille
• Lars and the Real Girl
• The Savages

Best Adapted Screen Play

• Atonement
• Away From Her
• No Country for Old Men
• The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
• There Will Be Blood

Best Actress

• Ellen Page   Juno
• Julie Christie  Away From Her
• Marion Cotillard  La Vie En Rose
• Cate Blanchett  Elizabeth: The Golden Age
• Laura Linney  The Savages

Best Actor

• George Clooney   Michael Clayton
• Daniel Day-Lewis  There Will Be Blood
• Johnny Depp  Sweeney Todd
• Viggo Mortensen  Eastern Promises
• Tommy Lee Jones  In The Valley of Elah

Finally, a Hilary we can all get behind! Thank you, KB.

While my Dallas photo gallery is incubating, here is a photo gallery that’s not so boring.

While WDP has previously stated we are for Obama, we have decided there is a candidate much more suited for the job. She may be 20 years-old and spell her name with only one L, but she is much more fun to look at. Obama is a great man. He will make a great president, but my vote is with Hilary. Hilary Duff!

Christina Agulera has been pregnant for 2 years, 8 months, 11 days and 14 hours. This is the longest pregnancy, ever. I am tired of seeing her on the cover of magazines, pregnant while naked. She should have the baby already. Being pregnant was so last year.