If I bring sexy back, do I need a receipt?

Leroy Jenkem

While all the other sites are posting pics of their favorite Kush, on this 420… here is a pic of my favorite drug…Jenkem!

Criss Angel Douche

Space Roach (n, adj):

  1. A ridiculous creature from outer space that is on earth to destroy the human population.
  2. Many humans are known to act like a space roach.

Here are some other known space roach facts:

  • The space roach often disguises itself as a democrat.
  • A space roach is like a douche bag — minus the cool.
  • It is common practice to extend the pronunciation of the word roach (i.e. roooooaaaaach) to convey the extremeness of the space roach.
  • More often than not, a Jamaican accent is used when shouting space roach.
  • Space Roach has become an Internet meme that has caused parents to have their children checked for Tourette’s.
  • Hillary Clinton

Cheney

Found on SpaceRoach

Harold and KumarHarold and Kumar 2, Escape from Guantanamo Bay debuted at SXSW. Just one week after I was in Austin, Harold, Kumar and NPH hit up the college town for the South by South West Film and Music Festival.

While not being a box office hit, Harold and Ku became and instant DVD and cable classic – much like Old School. Everyone loves Roldie and that new guy on House. The new H&K hits theaters April 25th.

Hmmm….you’d think they would want to move that up a weekend. Just an idea.

 Here’s a link to the trailer for Harold and Kumar 2.

Charlie MurphyI was most fortunate this weekend to see Charlie Murphy, brother of Eddie and originator of the True Hollywood Stories (”I”m Rick James, bitch!”), at the improv in Dallas.

Charlie had 2 opening acts. Peter Barerra was very funny. Freeze Luv, who is a regular on Charlie’s tour, was hilarious. He set the perfect mood for Charlie to come out, look over the crowd and say “look at all these white people, just waiting to scream Darkness!” Charlie killed the room. At this point I don’t think you could pay me to see Eddie — he was my favorite comedian growing up.

Charlie was so good I am going to pretend he didn’t co-write Norbit.

This was the perfect warm up for Chris Rock in April.

Vote Hilary

Finally, a Hilary we can all get behind! Thank you, KB.

A member of the What Da Phuk! crew is living in Brooklyn and blogging. Check out his blog at http://spaceroach.tumblr.com/. You are a space rooooooach!

Be sure to check out www.FunkDeli.com, www.GreenEggsandPlanet.com.

Go. Look. Read. Laugh. Now.

Vote Hilary 08

While WDP has previously stated we are for Obama, we have decided there is a candidate much more suited for the job. She may be 20 years-old and spell her name with only one L, but she is much more fun to look at. Obama is a great man. He will make a great president, but my vote is with Hilary. Hilary Duff!

This is so un-pc it’s awesome.

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space roach: 3 down, 79 to go

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IceburgTX: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

Matt: U R A SUPER DOUCHE CRISS LETO

Sarah Marshall: U don't like my movie? Why not? You mean a naked guy isn't funny? What's wrong with you?

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