You can’t fire Ari. He is a member of the family. You can’t fire family. You can be mad at them. You can try to stop talking to them, but you can’t fire them. Poor Ari. Well, he did just win an Emmy so I think he’ll be aight. I can’t believe Entourage is gone until sometime when it’s cold. It’s the best show on TV and during the summer it’s the only thing. I guess there is Inked, Miami Ink, and Laguna Beach. But those are fluff compared to Entourage.

Speaking of good television, I am watching some right now. I am watching Fade to Black. It’s Jay Z’s final concert at Madison Square Garden. Not only is

Disney’s swashbuckling sequel sailed past the previous all-time best debut, 2002’s "Spider-Man," which took in $114.8 million in its first weekend.

Don’t they mean ‘Pirates’ beat Aquaman which pulled in 116 its opening weekend?!?

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Shit
It started out okay. Tolerable. Over the top but not unwatchable. It was

• Crash
  Was this movie overacted or what?!? Ever damn scene was so dramatic. Exploding cars, car accidents, carjackings, attempted assassinations, police brutality, etc

• Batman Begins
  I really liked this movie. I thought the beginning was a little slow. It took me about 20 minutes to get captivated by it. But once the actual training began I was more than enthralled. I have to admit that I do feel like little Bruce Wayne is responsible for getting his parents killed. I guess that is part of why Batman is the way he is. Overall I though it was fun. A little over-the-top for a movie that was supposed to be realistic. Katie Holmes was terrible in it. I have seen her act much better. I liked her in Go. I thought she was dry and just boring. Any female actress could have played that part. I hope she flies away on spaceship after her final audit.

• Spanglish
  This movie sucked. I had it on late while I was doing work. This is how I can tell if a movie is at least halfway decent. It should make me stop working and watch. There was nothing exciting about this movie at all. Rich white girl hires Mexican women to clean her house. Okay, where is plot? So far you have described every suburban household in America. Woo Hoo. I understand Adam Sandler is trying to make "serious" movies, which is a huge mistake — Punch Drunk Love was worse than this movie, but come on. No wookies, no fighting, a sex scene not worth taking my eyes off 400 lines of ASP code. Nothing but crap.

• Star Wars Episode 3
  I finally saw Episode 3. I can’t believe I didn’t see this in the theaters. I thought it was great. A definite thumbs up. I heard so many things about this movie and most people I talked to said it was just like the others…"bad!" The effects were the best I have seen in any movie. It was very enjoyable and completed the circle in the Star Wars story. I finally got to see Anakin become Vader. There was absolutely no reason for Chewbaca to know Yoda but I loved the fact that Chewy was there. Any movie that has at least one Wookie gets, at minimum, a sideways thumb. Let that be lesson to all future film makers….MORE WOOKIES!!!
  
• Saw
  I can’t give this movie a thumbs down because it wasn’t a bad movie. It actually was well made for a low-budget horror flick. Perhaps it was just over-hyped by pretty much everyone I talked to but it wasn’t the "best" horror movie I have ever seen. Silence of the Lambs was a much better horror/suspense thriller. I am not huge on this genre. It’s not my favorite thing to watch. I understand people like it for a thrill and I have no problem with that but I found Scream to be a million times more enjoyable and creative. I did like the way they sped up scenes to show a lapse in time. Other than that, this movie didn’t scare me or really entertain me.

This movie was hilarious.

This has to be one of the worst movies, ever.

So this might actually be my most controversial phuking blog ever.