I’m not a gamer. I don’t need the gamer frills of the M15X. I don’t need the tricked-out lighting and the ultra loud, battery draining graphics card. The chipset was already outdated and the case….the fucking case, which is a complaint by many, was such a bullshit, cheap-feeling plastic garbage. That computer was wack. And heavy. And didn’t fucking turn on unless it was plugged into the massive brick charger.

So I spent most of my winnings, all in one place. And for once it wasn’t at Spearmint Rhino. I bought a Dell Studio 1558 with the brand new ultra-fast Intel i5 chipset. 4GB of RAM and a 720p HD screen. I opted to forgo the 1GB video card as they generally run very hot and fuck up the motherboard.

Well, I got this machine on tuesday and I’m pretty damn happy with it. It’s perfect for just chillin on the couch. I don’t miss the video card one bit. So that’s it. Dell Studio 15 for the win. Fuck Alienware. And Fuck Seagate.

BTW…Alienware’s customer service people are the biggest bunch of douche bag, fuck tards on the planet. I hope they all get aids and die slowly.

I’ve been counting down the days to Miley’s 18th birthday for quite awhile. It’s not because I believe her career as an oversexed pop-tart will begin, it’s because it will end.

Don’t get me wrong, WDP still loves Miley, but her recent ass-showing, stage gyrating just isn’t very sexy. It’s kinda lame. It’s too much for a 17 year -old whose fan base is 9 year-old girls. The pole dancing, beaver flashing is just…played out.

RIP in Hannah Montana.

Here’s Disney’s Nickelodeon’s new WDP approved, prostitot Victoria Justice.

Here’s the unofficial album track listing:

1. Hell Of A Life
2. Dark Fantasy
3. Power
4. Chain Heavy
5. Ghetto University
6. That’s My Bitch
7. Runaway
8. Lost In The World
9. Gorgeous
10. Monster
11. Holding Me Back
12. Devil In A New Dress
13. The Joy
14. So Appalled
15. Blame Game
16. Sweat On My Face

I don’t see “Mama’s Boyfriend” on there so maybe this isn’t the full listing. I just found out this album is scheduled to drop on Sept 14th, the same day as Kid Cudi’s Man on The Moon II.

• Build a subway from Santa Monica to Downtown LA through Century City and Beverly Hills.
• Allocate 174, 000,000 to the states for the school systems.
• 9,000,000,000 blunt wraps.
• Buy the Lakers, the Clippers, the Dodgers and bring a football team to LA
• Pay Diddy to sing Hello Good Morning, every morning as an alarm clock.
• Own over 3 thousand, multi-million dollar homes
• 32,584 Bentley Coupes
• Give HDuff 8,700 1 million dollar rings.
• Free drugs…and medicine for the sick
• Send every single person in the US a DVD copy of the Wash, twice.

This is a pretty random list of just some random shit I thought of quickly. I’m sure if you did a little research you could actually come up with some really great things 8.7 billion could have gone to.

We’ll that’s going to change. I’m not making promises, i am making threats. If I don’t pick up the blogging pace i will have consequences to pay. I love threatening myself to do stuff. I do it all the time. I recently burnt myself with a lit cigarette for not taking out the trash when I asked myself to.

As you can see I have issues and they are getting worse. But the good news is while i haven’t been typing and posting blogs, i’ve been thinking about them and writing them, in my head. Now if I could find the severed human head i use as an ashtray/paper holder I will post them on up here.

WOOO TANG!