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Politically Clocked

The other day a friend of mine IM’d me a link to his new site, www.politicallyclocked.com. I spent at least 20 minutes going through the different variations. The best part is, you can create your very own.

Look at good ol’ 911 Rudy, he’s always thinking of the country. This is the most off the wall present for the wall you will find this political holiday season. I phukin love it.  

Toe Tapping NeoconsWhile we are talking about the corruption of Congress, I would like to share a site I just came across.

Beyond Delay has put together a clean and concise site focusing on the 22 most corrupt members of congress. If “godless” liberalism has such loose morals, why are 19 of the 22 (not counting the dishonorable Vitter and Craig) Republican?

I really don’t understand non-Congressional Republicans lack of outrage at this administration. They have destroyed your party. They turned the elephant into a gay, war-mongering, soldier hating, science bashing, anti-American, hypocritical thief. What a bunch of “naughty boys, nasty naughty boys.”

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Out of the 535 members of United States Congress

  • 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

It’s nice to know these are the men and women who are writing our laws and protecting our constitutional rights.

Update: After checking Snopes, I realized I should not present this information as truthful because it’s not verifiable. Without naming names or citing specific cases, there is no way to prove any of these stats. While some of it is true, just based on numbers – if you sample any group of 535 people, a percentage will have been defendants in lawsuits, arrested for drunk driving, etc…This list is not factual. Please check Beyond Delay for the facts. As a true Patriot, Blogger and Independent, I apologize for reporting crap-stats.

The Decider decided to receive free medical care this past weekend while undergoing a colonoscopy. Even though the President has his own health insurance plan, the procedure was covered through tax payer money. Presidents have always received government funded health care with the top specialists. That is perfectly fine with me. They should. That should come with the job.

As the Democrats in Washington work on drafting a bill that would expand coverage for low-income kids, the Decider says he’ll veto any such legislation. He claims it would lead the nation “down the path to government-run health care for every American.”


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Mitt Romney

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All Michael Vick needs to do is testify they were Iraqi dogs and he was protecting the country from terrorists. It wasn’t torture, just extreme coercion tactics.

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved for the States respectively, or to the people.”

The 10th Amendment

“I have been called a lot of things, but never a great satan,” Stone said in the statement. “I wish the Iranian people well, and only hope their experience with an inept, rigid ideologue president goes better than ours.”

-Oliver Stone

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PahrumpLast month, the wonderful city of Pahrump created a city ordinance making English the only acceptable language. There is something really ironic about forcing the staff of a Mexican restaurant to speak English. The CTO of my last job barely spoke English (I think she was, I just couldn’t understand her).

In case you aren’t familiar with the family fun Pahrump has to offer, I’ll fill you in real quick. Pahrump is 60 miles north (and slightly west) 60 miles west and slightly north of Las Vegas. It’s a small, rustic, country style town with fresh air, no traffic and tons of firework stands/stores. There are plenty of camp grounds and lots of trails to watch the beautiful desert sunset. Pahrump is most well known for it’s (legal) brothels. Pahrump is home to the world famous Chicken Ranch (don’t go there unless you like $10 Hollywood and Vine girls) and the extremely classy (and high priced) Sheri’s Ranch (yes the girls are worth the $$$).

Prostitution = LEGAL; Mexicans speaking Spanish = ILLEGAL.

Pahrump is not the only city with so much family fun. Prostitution is actually legal in all of Nevada. The law states that a brothel may legally operate in any city where the population is less than 100,000. That eliminates Las Vegas and the surrounding cities inside of Clark County.

Just a few days ago,  Pahrump fought to make all illegal residents file with the city, pay a $200 fee and supply the names of their family members and employers. In a city that celebrates so much liberty, doesn’t this seems a bit draconian? Luckily this ordinance didn’t pass…for now.

Give us your tired, poor and hungry…I guess that only applies to English speaking prostitutes.

 Mostly red and a little bit of blue apparently makes green. Prop 7 is on the ballot in Nevada. If it passes Nevada will be the first state to have legalized marijuana. So far I haven't heard the opposition. The only commercials that run tell the truth. They want to take the profit out of the "dealers" hands. The ballot measure states that only persons over the age of 21 will be allowed to purchase marijuana from regulated smoke shops.

The state wants to tax it. You have to remember how "green" this state really is. While Las Vegas was founded by Mormons, this state is happy to be the vice capital of the world. In Nevada, not Las Vegas, prostitution is still legal. We have gambling/gaming and more alcohol than even I can drink in a weekend. This state doesn't need a state income tax because they are able to make so much from taxing the things with the highest profits.

People smoke marijuana. There is nothing they can do to stop it. So lets regulate it and tax it. Would you buy alcohol from a guy on the street? Didn't think so. So why are still pretending marijuana is a class I drug? We need to end this prohibition and hopefully Tuesday is a step in the right direction.

BTW, Colorado has a similar measure on their ballot.

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