“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

-Emo Philips

“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

- George W. Bush, January 20th, 2001

“We need to win the hearts and minds by giving condoms and clean needles to school children.”

-Stephen Colbert

1. Be Impeccable With Your Words
2. Don’t Take Anything Personally
3. Don’t Make Assumptions
4. Always Do Your Best

-Don Miguel Ruiz

“This President has decided that night is day, and death is life, and enraging the world against us, is safety.”

-Keith Olbermann

“Tara Reid knocked on the door, stumbled into the room and slured ‘are all you guys staying here? You’re all so ghetto!’”

T.Martinez

You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I’ma let you smoke that shit up in my car!

R. Kelly (Sylvester)

“For those of you that don’t know what a Blogger is…it’s someone with a laptop, an ax to grind and their virginity.”

Stephen Colbert

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved for the States respectively, or to the people.”

The 10th Amendment

"I used to think I was morally above gossiping about other people. But then I realized, to gossip about people, you have to actually think about other people. I am far too self-involved for that."

-Anonymous

"I don't go to Starbucks for the coffee. I go there because they have the only phuking lids that actually work."

Josh Axelman — with coffee on his shirt

This is the Motorola Ming (A1200). It's a Linux based phone. Ironically, it doesn't sync with Linux. Motorola Phone Tools 4.0, which ships with the phone, is not compatible with Vista. I figured out how to force it to be. I will post the details later. I also figured out how to get the network profile for T-Mobile setup so you can use SMS, MMS, check POP3, IMAP and Surf the Web. I will post all of this info shortly.

This phone is 100% touch screen. The clear cover allows you to read text messages without opening the flip. The keyboard is small but using the stylus on QWERTY isn't that bad. The (learning) handwriting recognition works well, but takes a good amount of patience and practice. The 2MP camera works very well and captures great video. The novelty business card scanner still needs some work. It is very hard to align the card, with the right lighting…and the OCR is 80%.

Best of all, the phone quality. It's super clear with perfect reception. It's exactly what quad band GSM should be. This phone ROCKS!