You should listen to this atheist’s reaction to angry christian hatemail.
Think about what is happening in this country. No, for once I don’t mean Bush’s evil administration. I mean the NBA. And of course, the Lakers. The NBA has done absolutely nothing to fix the referee problem. The Lakers have done nothing to fix their team. I am starting to sound like a broken record.
More and more news is not news but Fark. There was an actual story about Posh Spice dressing like Tom Cruise who was dressing like a Nazi for a movie role. I’m serious, someone penned that — and wasn’t fired for it. I am toying with the idea of creating a What Da Phuk! user generated content section. That’s like WDP 2.5 already.
I know that for years I have branded What Da Phuk! with an explanation mark just like Yahoo! It really should be What Da Phuk?! I am thinking of adding the question mark but I can’t decide if it’s necessary. I know I am really asking some deep, tough questions.
Chris Garver emailed me back. He isn’t available for appointments in LA until 2010. I guess I will be going to Miami within the next few years.
I am trying to download Fedora 7. I want to run it as my Linux OS until the new Ubuntu release. I am trying to download the 837MB torrent but my wireless keeps going out. Is this modem a piece of shit or is Time Warner packet shaping and cutting off my downloads? If they are I am going to get a couple of pipe hitting motherphukers to go medieval on their ass.
About a month ago, I mentioned that I was going to start blogging through other outlets. While this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, it seemed like the perfect place to vent my rage. Here is my latest random rant. I am quite surprised by the amount of people who asked “you wrote this?” Just based on my use of ridonkulous, I thought it was blatantly obvious.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/rnr/428408400.html
BTW… I think I found a programmer who finally isn’t a douche.
Cash Warren did the impossible. Cash Warren found a woman as hot, if not hotter, than Jessica Alba, and slept with her. I used to think Leo Dicaprio had the best life. He upgraded from Giselle to Bar Refaeli and regularly sits court-side at Lakers games. But he has to work. Even if it is starring in Academy Award winning movies. He still has to actually go places and do stuff.
Not my boy Cash. He don’t do shit. Well he was doing Jessica Alba. He broke up with her cause he wasn’t ready for marriage. I couldn’t understand why. He had Jessica Alba. Now I know. Don’t get me wrong. I still love J.Alba. But I would also cheat on her with this Russian model, Vera Mishina.
From now on, whenever I am faced with a tough choice — I am going to ask myself, what would Cash do?
I made it to 33 blog posts last month. It was by far my most prolific month of writing. I began two books and I am still working on an essay that I plan to post via a different blogosphere outlet. So when I broke my own personal blog record, we partied (I did) at my house (my room) with my friends (blow-up dolls). Just kidding, just kidding. August 2007 was a great month for WDP…September is off to a slow start.
I missed the first of the month. I made a pact 12 years ago to never forget it. So cash your checks and come on. Labor Day weekend was fun. I got to hang out with a lot of old (but close) friends. Happy BDay, Scott. Have fun in the “dam.” Do everything I would and wouldn’t do. While the latter isn’t much…I would steer clear from those toe-tapping neocons at the airports.
Big up, B. Make the most of this trip. Dude, I can’t believe you are going to Amsterdam. “Does your mom know?”
…and a few other truths you should know about.
Whenever the first hits, I always get that song stuck in my head. Thank you, Stephanie. I can’t believe that was back in 1995. What did we do before blogs? Who was doing the reporting? I surely don’t get my news from CNN or MSNBC anymore. I love that Digg and Reddit are now providing a “checks and balance” on the media.
Only 4 days till…
I got Tattoo Number #5 inked last night.
Jessica Alba couldn’t be anymore perfect — even if her hair was made out of marijuana and she shit hundred dollar bills.
This is random, I know. I should go to bed. Good night.
People tell other people what they want to hear. Occasionally they don't, and that's considered "the truth."
The other day I was shopping at everyone's favorite faux-department store, Ross. I had a blue Izod shirt, that I purchased a few months ago, that I had never worn. I did NOT have the receipt but the tags (Ross and Izod) were perfectly fastened to the shirt. The shirt sat in my closet for the past few months.
Since I moved last weekend and threw away 90% of my clothes, I thought it would probably be a good idea to purchase a few more shirts. I brought the shirt to the customer service desk and waited patiently for the cashier to "check it" so I could shop (dig through other discounted crap). I found a black "Polo" and an identical blue Izod, which fit better than the soon to be returned item.
The cashier started with the returned Izod. She asked me if I had a receipt and then scanned the item. The computer displayed a price of $1.90. "This doesn't seem right. Your own Ross tag clearly states $13.99." She scanned the item again and…$1.90. This isn't a used shirt that I am trying to sell back to them. Never worn, tags in place. As I held up the radonkulously long line, I asked why a shirt, that displayed it's price, would ring up for such a small amount. She said that was the price of the shirt. "But you don't sell shirts for $1.90! Trust me, I have looked. Please show blue Izods for $1.90. I must have missed that rack." The slightly annoyed and very confused cashier then said "sir, this is old merchandise."
"OLD merchandise!!!" I shouted. "You have to be phukin kidding me! This is a blue Izod. In fact, I am buying another blue Izod. Everything in Ross is OLD merchandise, that's why we are here." Right? Since when did Ross be come the Mr. Blackwell of discount clothing?
Oh well…I now have a receipt that says I have a blue Izod. 
This is my spoon. There is NO other way!
Email spam rose nearly 10% in the month of October. Many spammers are using image based messages in the body which go undetected by the spam filters. Microsoft's Outlook 2003 has a pretty good junk-mail filter, although recently two important emails made their way in there. So I have to quickly glance through my junk-mail folder every day. I have been dealing with spam for over ten years. I shut down one of my most favorite email addresses because I was receiving at least 1000 pieces of spam per day. Spam is annoying but I have learned to deal with it. As spammers get smarter I am hopeful the filters will get smarter too.
What is really starting to bother me is the snail-mail spam. With each move I have made in the past 5 years the junk mailers have grown immensely. I hate checking my mail because it is NOTHING but junk that I have to throw out. Occasionaly there is a coupon or an ad for something worth wild but the trade off isn't enough. I would love to not have to dig through 10 pound of flyers for a bill I don't want in the first place. How is this even legal? Isn't tampering with the mail a felony? I am not allowed to place things in my neighbors mailbox. In fact I am not allowed to open a mailbox that isn't mine. The Post Office needs to focus on delivering the mail, not the spam.
If the Post Office was privatized it would end this problem. It would also solve the lost mail and unreliable delivery times. All they need to do is raise the price of sending first class mail. It's not like they won't do that in the next few years anyway. Can you imagine having mail pickup/delivery in the morning and afternoon? The PO could then charge for a spam-free service. Imagine that world…the only thing better would a be a world where EVERYONE looked like Alessandra Ambrosio.
