These are just a few things I have observed this past summer.

• Fred Durst can’t get publicity, even by getting arrested. He intentionally drove his car into 2 people. He avoided jail time by pleading no contest. He is officially the Douche of the Year.
• Bill OReilly isn’t really that out-of-touch with society. He made outlandish claims about black people eating cordially in predominately black restaurants for publicity. Ann Coulter just admitted her scam by asking for Fatwa. These people are media whores. They are scam artists. They prey on trusting and simple minded people. They need to be exposed and stopped. I am calling shenanigans. You file the lawsuits.
• The Lakers have no intention on improving the team through big trades. Let’s see what D. Fish, Mihm, Kobe, Lamar, Luke, Farmar, Turiaf and Bynum can do.
• Rap music is dead. I know there are many hip hop fans that disagree. Hip hop is a culture that will never die. Just like punk, grunge and heavy metal, it has become mainstream and ultimately, recycled garbage. There is no one pushing it forward. That is why I am waiting for Dre’s Detox album. But we can’t count on one man and one album. The players in the industry need to wake up. It’s not about the money, jewelery, pimpy and hoes anymore. That has been said so much it’s beyond played out. I don’t care about it and neither does anyone else. Stop blaming the piracy and the internet. Kanye managed to sell a million records his first week. No one is buying rap albums cause they suck.
• Movies, I feel the same way. Every time studio executives bitch about no one seeing movies in the theaters, they break their previous record. People saw Transformers this summer. But that cost half a billion dollars to make. Evan Almighty, what were you thinking? Just cause you have 300 million to spend, doesn’t mean you should. Knocked Up and Superbad proved you don’t have to have billions in special effects or even Hollywood’s top action stars. Your movie only needs 1 thing…to be good.
• The only political party I hate more than Republicans is the Democrats. Hopefully the Evangelicals are starting to see that combating climate change, helping the poor and giving the gays equality are Christian values. The Democrats are ineffectual liars who say they will do whatever takes to get elected but don’t actually do anything when placed in power. We need to abolish the two party system. It’s not democratic and doesn’t work anymore. But there is a problem with actually letting people vote…the people. Spend 3 minutes with the average voter and you’ll want a monarchy. Where are the good guys? When is the good king going to save us from Sodomistic ways?
• The DEA raids on Medical Marijuana have to stop. It’s immoral, unconstitutional and illegal. It is a medicine and thousands of tests have proven it. If I can legally take Adderall (Speed), Paxil (Ecstasy), Valium (Quaalude), Oxycontin (Heroin), Ativan (more ludes) and Ambien (who knows, they make you sleep), someone going through chemo may smoke pot. That’s it. End of story.

• If the Constitution is just an old piece of paper, then so is the bible.
• Heidi Montag used to be cute. She is now just gross. Her attitude outshines her fake boobs. Her douche bag boyfriend isn’t helping her. Why is US Weekly even giving her the cover? There are so many gorgeous girls in LA. I know, I just drove by half of them.
• San Diego Charges aren’t looking to good. Dallas and Green Bay are. Who would have thought?
• Everything in life has a cycle. From inception, to growth, to maturity, to deterioration and ultimately death. I am not just talking living organisms. I am talking about everything. Myspace has hit it’s climax and is on its way down. People prefer Facebook. As Myspace was the Friendster killer and Facebook is the Myspace killer, just know there will be a next. It’s the cycle of life and it doesn’t ever change.