What Da Phuk?!

Assley Tisdale is Starting to Win

roachface killah — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 04:14:23 +0000

Every photoshoot is getting better than the next. She should (naked pillow) fight with Bilson for my love (penis).

I Was Wrong

roachface killah — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:43:16 +0000

Way back, in 2003 (I can’t believe it was 9 years ago) I actually said that Mischa Barton was hotter than Rachel Bilson. I was wrong. Completely wrong. Because holy phuking shit, Rachel Bilson. After this photoshoot you are officially the baddest of the bad. Got dayum.

#FapsForver #YouWin

Started From The Bottom Miami Heat Edition

roachface killah — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:22:08 +0000

The Greatness of Kobe Bryant

roachface killah — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:22:15 +0000

Spring Breakers

roachface killah — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 08:36:35 +0000

I won’t lie. I’m excited for this movie. OK, that is a lie. I’m excited by this movie. Especially the marketing pics. I’m hoping the story and acting will be so bad (That’s My Boy style) it will be charming and fun. I’m going to see this in the theaters and I’ll review it shortly after.

Promo Pics get a 5 blunt rating of excellence.

Mila Kunis is Fucking Awesome

roachface killah — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 08:43:05 +0000

Chelsea Handler Taylor Swift

roachface killah — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 08:26:19 +0000

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not gonna do it.’ And they’re like, ‘Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t want to date you,’” Handler imagined. “Every guy thinks they’re going to devirginize her, and they’re not. She’s never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Chelsea Handler

I’m So Worried

roachface killah — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:48:40 +0000

I’ve been having anxiety about the strangest, most trivial shit lately. Like this morning, I left my NikeFuel band charging on my desk. As I left the house I thought what if it overcharges? Catches on fire, burns down my building, igniting the entire power grid of West Los Angeles which detonates an explosion so big it disrupts the space time continuum sending us back Tuesday, but with dinosaurs. Oh fuck, now I’m having a panic attack about pterodactyls shitting on my car.

Yesterdays Most Popular YouTube Video

roachface killah — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:21:06 +0000

Weezy F

roachface killah — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:44:14 +0000

Motherfucker I’m on my skateboard, watch me do a trick ho
Weezy F