Holy phuk is this the worst movie of all time. I am not one of those anti-Apitow fanboys that automatically hates anything he makes. I like most of his movies. I am shocked at what a piece of douche this movie turned out to be. I didn’t laugh, not once. I did cry and then I turned off the movie and smashed the remote into my head until all memories of this crap disappeared.

It’s rare that I don’t finish a movie. Very rare. The last movie I didn’t finish was Speed Racer. Forgetting Sarah Marshall makes Speed Racer look like Gone With Wind. I was going to demand my money back but I wasn’t even the one who paid for the rental. I think everyone should get their money back. This should be covered under the bailout.

Even though Mila Kunis is smoking hot and Kristen Bell ain’t bad (not her best looking role) there was nothing redeeming about this movie. Perhaps my expectations were just too high. From now on I will not expect comedies to contain jokes or have a script.

I guess I missed the memo that jokes may be replaced by a man standing completely naked or crying. Oh…now I get it….ha ha ha.