The recent surfacing of a Keeley Hazell sex tape proves, without a doubt, that there is a God. The fact that at least 75% of the 5 min tape is some guy's ass proves God has a wicked sense of humor. So here is a link to download the entire video.

Keeley is the #1 model in all of Europe. She was also named the #1 hottest model in 06 from HollywoodTuna.com.

To all the future hot sluts planning on making a sex tape, please position the camera so it's not recording some dude's ass. And please do not use the "night vision." Proper lighting and the right camera angles are very important. Hmmm…maybe I should start a class teaching the proper way to make an amateur, oh shit I hope this doesn't get out on the net, sex tape.