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Goldtooth 1.0 is Finally Here!!!

Goldtooth Version 1.0
Still rockin Bluetooth? That’s ancient technology compared to Goldtooth. Ask anyone and they will all say the same thing, Bluetooth is NOT fashionable. It looks silly. It looks as if you are on your way to a Star Trek Convention. Here comes Goldtooth to save the day.

A fashion friendly headband is at the heart of this cutting-edge technology. Strap on the headband, strap in your phone. Now you are stylin and talking while driving, hands free.

Don’t believe me?!?! Look at what Lakers point guard Smush Parker has to say:

Smush Sad Without Goldtooth

Smush Rockin Goldtooth

“Without Goldtooth I was unhappy.”

“Now I am a happy man and my game has never been better.”

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5 Responses to “Goldtooth 1.0”

  1. Warner Says:

    I love the Goldtooth. When is version 2.0 coming out? Is Smuch still promoting?

  2. Nicky Says:

    I luv Smush. He’s the best

  3. Laura Says:

    What team does Smuch play for? Why do they call him that?

  4. Steven Says:

    Hook me up with a tooth. I need one.

  5. What Da Phuk! » Blog Archive » NBA Wow Says:

    [...] NEWS: Gooldtooth Celebrity Spokesman, Smush Parker, was released from the Miami Heat and has signed with LA [...]

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