OMG! That little cheerleader chick from Heroes…the one that is kinda sexy but kinda trollish…well she got one of the world’s worst tattoos.

Who am I to judge?…I know most of you are thinking that…considering I just got my 10th tattoo colored on Sat.

Well…

ALL FOUR of my written word tattoos are SPELLED CORRECTLY!

Hayden Panatroll meant to get the Italian phrase “vivere senza rimpianti” which translates to” live without regrets.”

EXCEPT…

Lets see what happens when we google Hayden’s spelling vivere senza rimipianti

And what happens when you google translate vivere senza rimpianti (the correct spelling)

…and try to translate her spelling…vivere senza rimipianti

When I got my 7th tattoo, resilience inked, I must have checked it two thousand times. I googled and dictionary.com it. I checked it on my blackberry while the tattoo artist setup and I made him check it on his computer…he was using a computer to print out the font. I even checked focus and believe 30 times each, and I made the artist show me the stencil and we confirmed it together. I surprisingly checked axelman several hundred times before calling my dad to make sure. I don’t buy a $9 domain name without checking it 20 times.

See what I am saying?!!! It’s a TATTOO…on your body…for pretty much ever…unless you tattoo over it or get that silly looking laser crap that hurts a lot and looks like an ink-less tattoo. It’s just crazy to me that this chick makes a living off her looks, body and image (it aint her acting) goes and gets a ridiculously placed, misspelled tattoo. She couldn’t have spent the same 45 seconds I spent googling the phuking phrase???

Seriously???

Really??? Really Really?!?!?

Why am I not ripping these ppl off?

Hey Hayden…I have something you might be very interested in. It’s called snake oil. Check it out, just for you…I’ll give it to you free if you sign up ten of your famous friends. Oh…btw…I’ll give double if you tattoo SPACE ROOOOOOACH on your stomach.