Kristen Cavallari is brilliant. Yes,  you read that correctly. Kristen Cavallari (Laguna Beach, My Fantasies) is brilliant. She is by far the smartest girl in all of Hollywood.

Why? Because she isn’t pregnant. She isn’t married or engaged. She isn’t screaming in every magazine about not being hot. She isn’t pregnant nor pregnant. And while not being pregnant… she is topless, in her first movie. Check out this quick preview…and ladies, I know you want to look so you can hate (secretly fantasize) on the brilliant Kristen.

I don’t know what Kristen has been doing for the past few years. She was supposed to be in a lot of upcoming movies. But as long as she keeps supplying my computer with photos like this…and this…I have no complaints. And by the way, getting inadvertently invited to her 21st bday party, that was pretty cool too.