Grammar? You think it’s an issue of grammar? I hate to break it to you, but if you can’t spell ‘dogs’, you’re illiterate.


From home to work, Manning to National (which becomes Palms) to Venice and Lincoln, the entire area known as West Los Angeles is under attack. An attack of bull dozers, tractors, jack hammers, orange cones, cement and construction workers.

Has anyone else noticed this? Our city has been taken over and I don’t like it. Construction needs to happen without affecting me. And for the love of god, does it need tp happen all at once?!

Without any notice, a concrete island was built, preventing me from turning left from Manning onto National. This makes it impossible for me to go to the shopping center and market across the street. Well, not impossible, but now I have to make an illegal U-turn and shit. It makes it damn difficult to get to Robertson.

This is war. We are under attack. We must fight back. Let’s steal their machines. You must run over their cones when driving passed them. Do your part. Los Angeles needs you. We can’t be victim to this any longer. Who wants to help me blow up this no turning island?

Viva La Resistance

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