You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I’ma let you smoke that shit up in my car!


"Rev." Jerry Falwell died today. There is no better way to remember him than by looking (and archiving) some of his most famous quotes.

  • "There are almost as many alcoholics as there are negroes."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell

  • "I do not believe the Republicans or the Democrats have the solution to America's moral and spiritual dilemma. Only a pervasive and national spiritual awakening can prevent us entering the post-Christian era as we go simultaneously into the 21st century. I believe America is in imminent peril. We are rotting from within."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell
    Rebuilding America's Walls, 7/6/97
  • "Somewhere in the past generation, we've lost our biblical mind and not arranged something better in its place. We need a spiritual brainwashing."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell
  • "The idea of separation of Church and State was invented by the Devil to keep Christians
    from running their own country."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell
  • "I know a few of you here today don't like Jews. And I know why. He can make more money accidentally
    than you can on purpose."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell
  • "I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it.
    Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission
    to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the
    feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it
    and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their
    problem"
    Rev. Jerry Falwell
  • "Modern U.S. Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the founders had in mind in the First Amendment of the Constitution… [W]e must fight against those radical minorities who are trying to remove God from our textbooks, Christ from our nation. We must never allow our children to forget that this is a Christian nation. We must take back what is rightfully ours."
    Jerry Falwell, March 1993 sermon
  • "I do question the sincerity and non-violent intentions of some civil rights leaders such as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Mr. James Farmer, and others, who are known to have left-wing associations."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell

  • "I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify
    him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed
    deserve minority status."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell, USA Today Chat, quoted from
    The Religious Freedom Coalition, The Two faces of Jerry Falwell
  • "God Gave us what we deserve. I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.' The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this."
    Rev. Jerry Falwell, Washington Post, 9/14/2001

I could continue posting these until I run out of hard drive space on the server. Falwell was an evil charlatan. A quick Google search of him and you will see countless articles on the millions he raised for political and personal gain via God. Why does a man of God need so much money? How can one spread so much hate in the name of Jesus? Doesn't this offend the real Christians? This man was mocking your very beliefs. He took advantage of your blind faith for profit and power. He imposed his own will in the name of God. Jerry Falwell had the fattest neck I have ever seen.

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