Talk to me people. The comments are back. Let’s keep the Lakers rumor mill flowing.

1. Mitch Kupchak will seek revenge on Kobe by signing another guard named Coby. He will immediately pass the Single Kobe Phonetically Pronounced Patriot Act during a closed session of Congress. This will limit one Kobe/Coby per team with the latter taking precedence. Go figure…it’s Congress.
2. In a desperate attempt to gain veteran experience,  Phil Jackson will call his friend Charlie Rosen and ask him to join the team. Charlie’s understanding (he invented it with Tex) of the triangle will take the Lakes to new heights.
3. When not playing, Charlie will sit on the bench with Scottie Pippen, Ron Harper and Derek Fisher. Just kidding DFish, I am glad you are back.
4. Lamar Odom will be traded to Miami for Zo and Jason Williams. Williams will protest moving to LA and not show up for practice. Smush Parker will be sent instead.
5. The Celtics aren’t finished making moves. A deal is in the works to acquire TMac. Even though Boston has run out of journeymen, they are confident it will be official in the morning.

I swear these are true. I heard them from an insider. Come on ppl, keep spreading the Lakers Rumors.