For the past 2 months, I have been planning and loosely writing a long winded Oliver Stone post. I was going to “refudiate” his claim that Hugo Chavez and other dictators are good men, with their country’s best interest at heart. Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso is leading a protest against Stone’s 9-hour, propagandist film “South of the Border.”

Earlier this week, Oliver I-haven’t-made-a-decent-movie-since-1997 Stone said:

“The Jewish domination of the media. There’s a major lobby in the United States. They are hard workers. They stay on top of every comment, the most powerful lobby in Washington. Israel has fucked up United States foreign policy for years.”

“Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and it’s been used cheaply.”

“We can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good.’ ”

“[Hitler] is the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect. People in America don’t know the connection between WWI and WWII.”

“Hitler was a Frankenstein, (but) there was also a Dr Frankenstein.”

“German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support.”

“He’s the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect … People in America don’t know the connection between World War I and World War II.”

“We’re going to educate our minds and liberalize them and broaden them. We want to move beyond opinions … Go into the funding of the Nazi party. How many American corporations were involved, from GM through IBM. Hitler is just a man who could have easily been assassinated.”

“Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people, 25 or 30 [million killed].”

Thanks, Oliver. You saved me an entire blog post explaining how nuts you are. You want to debate the Holocaust? Shut up and make a good movie. QT told us in 1994 your best days are long behind you. And while the trailer for Wall Street 2 doesn’t look bad, I will force myself to hate it. Because most of all. I hate your ugly, squinty-eye, gap teeth face.