New Rules

  1. Eddie Murphy must stop making this face
  2. The Lakers must win the Championship. There is now no reason not to.
  3. Everyone must stop believing the desert is hot all year long. The desert is freezing from Oct – April. Have you ever been to Vegas during this time?
  4. The writer strike must end this week. I miss the Office. Bill Maher desperately needs his writers back. He danced in his monologue.
  5. I must blog every day from Dallas. I must setup a picture gallery dedicated to my trip.

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