Nov
24New Rules
24
- Regular season NFL games may no longer end in a tie. American Football is the second most brutal professional sport, second to MMA. Boxing is nowhere near as brutal as Football. Each week, these men go to war, risking bones, cartlidge, and brain cells to win. After 75 minutes of bone crushing brutality, these pansies may not end in a tie. A winner must prevail. There is nothing gayer than a tie in professional sports. Do you want to be gay, NFL? You know how I know you’re gay? You have games that can end in a tie. You’re the GayFL. So that’s it. There are no more ties!
- Professional athletes, especially quarterbacks must know the rules of the game. Donovan McNabb didn’t know that games could end in tie. Perhaps if McNabb knew the rules he wouldn’t have taken 75 minutes off and Philly wouldn’t be in a diminishing playoff picture situation.
- To make up for the poor service, filthy environment and mediocore product, Starbucks must give me free coffee — every day.
- After this week, all work weeks shall follow this schedule: Monday, Tuesday, a half day on Wed and a 4 day weekend.
- The song Womanizer by Britney Spears is officially banned, forever. It is the most awful “music” I have ever heard. Now remember, I like Hatebeak. I am no stranger to harsh music. That song is such garbage it caused an entire Las Vegas club to boo. Boooooo you, womanizer…boooooooo. God of an empty nest….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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