Do you know what I'm sayin?


Since Real Time With Bill Maher is currently on summer break, someone has to define the New Rules. Anyone? OK…I’ll do it.

  • You can not be Pro-Life and Pro-War at the same time. I don’t care what you say. If you are Pro-Life then you are Pro-Life. End of story. And that goes for Pro-Life / Capital Punishment people too.
  • The term “fiscally responsible” must be ban from all debates. It doesn’t exist.
  • The NBA must institute some type of call challenge. Just like in football. It is the only way to restore the league.
  • Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears must spend all their time together. I don’t know why, I just think they should. All other celebrities would have complete freedom from the paparazzi.
  • No one is ever allowed to say “Clinton lied” while trying to compare Presidents. It’s beyond redonkulous.
  • Now that Jessica Alba is single she must come over to my house, immediately!
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