Britney Spears should not be allowed to divorce K-Fed. The only reason I have ever typed his name is due to her. Well…his inadvertently comedic performance at the Teen Awards did provide ample blogging fuel. We don't need to waste our metacarpophalangeal joints on the letters K-Fed.

Why are television shows giving this guy airtime? How is the booking agent not crying of laughter when his manager aka body guard aka dance choreographer aka kush connection makes the call? How is the booking agent not immediately fired?

So I plead to the Judge: Do not let Britney divorce K-Fed!

If we are stuck with K-Fed and his soon to be D-level-reality-TV-show-stardom, she must also have to endure the K-Fed.   

Please sign the petition so we can hopefully make Britney live with K-Fed…like we have to.