This might be the creepiest photo I have ever seen. Click on it for an even creepier bigger version.

This is just way too funny not to post. And for my republican friends…

I’m voting democratic because I want to take all guns away from the citizens and give them Hugo Chavez. But not until we create Che Guevara day.

I feel like Travis but I didn’t shoot Yeller. The Celtics did. That was the worst Lakers game I have ever watched. I removed all of the Lakers bullshit logos I created last week.

I wasn’t comfortable in the first quarter. I didn’t like the unbalance of the game. It’s game 4 of the finals and despite that wiitawawded cheer “Boston Sucks,” they clearly don’t. They weren’t going to sit with a 24 point deficit. They played their hearts out. There wasn’t much disparity in the way this game was called. In fact, the Lakers out rebounded them. They had more assists and second chance points. They even had one more free throw. But in the end they didn’t outscore them.

The proverbial pendulum of momentum swung far too high in the first quarter. The entire series could be balanced at 2 -2. The Lakers lost their balance, and most likely lost the series. I would like to say that after this surreal season plagued by a major injury and a miraculous trade, it *could* happen. I want to believe it. I just don’t see it. They don’t seem to want it. The Celtics are already partying at LAX (club, no one parties at the airport).

Kobe? Where you @!?

When the astronauts drank Tang, do you think they said, “Woo! That’s some damn fine Tang,” because I do. Wu-Tang; it’s what the astronauts said.

IceburgTX

“I never said I’m ready to die, but I accept it,
never said i’m ready for war, but I’m protected,
I don’t even know when its coming but I expect it,
lost thoughts innocent hopes an now I’m left with
nervous conditions, addictions, in addition
to prisons that mixed in to the wrong crowd,
My life is on a flight that going down,
My mother had an abortion for the wrong child,
With the time I felt loved, thats gone now,
Thats replaced with purples rays some storm clouds,
Misery love Misery, so why make friends lets make enemies,
An now I got a habit thats wasn’t meant for me,
Now im in a marriage that wasn’t meant to be,
One more reason to change identity,
The cars, the crime, K’s, penalties.”

The Roots “I Can’t Help It”

1. Lakers are down 0 - 2 in the Finals
2. King Space Roach will be here on Tuesday.
3. Is Magic Mountain really happening on Wed?
4. Obama 2008
5. _______________________________________

I just sorta watched Evan Almighty. They spent 300 million on this movie. Whoa! Most of the graphics look photoshoped…by me. Seriously! At the end, the wolves looked croped and pasted. How did they spend 300,000,000 on this movie?! Who made off with this money?

This is dsw.com. It looks exactly like shoebacca. According to InternetRetailer.com they have spent 12 million so far and will spend 20 by then end of the year. Um, really? Really, DSW?

We have you beat. We didn’t spend anywhere near that. And yes, that is a proverbial, past tense, we. The ONLY thing that they did better, happens to be the Scene7 image viewer. They did the color swap and built a better navigation. I take that one especially to heart since I built the viewer for shoebacca. Wow, that almost makes me want to rebuild it.

The homepage is oogly, they don’t have an AJAX shoefinder AND their URLs are uglier than Amy Winehouse. But they should keep spending that money. What are they spending money on? I want to go to their parties. They should give me some of that 8 million they will spend in the next 6 months. For realz…lets talk…need an API?  I only charge 2500 an hour.

Numnah (n):

1. A pad that goes under the saddle to keep the saddle clean and to cushion the horse’s or pony’s back.

• I am going to fight Kimbo Slice after fighting a Kangaroo in a full cage match.
• Is Hillary Clinton really throwing in the towel today?
• Levy (BSkeezarizia) does not seem nearly as entertained with all the new names. SAG does
• Platinum LA
• Is it really 2:22am?
• I hate Time Warner
• Even Entourage reruns are awesome.
• This is like a day of Twitter in one blog post.
• George Bush has 230 days left in office (at time of post).
• I have not had sex with a goat (at time of post).
• What happened to the NBA? Why do they get a week long vacation?!
• Beck is releasing a new album produced by Danger Mouse. He is on tour with MGMT
• Pearl Jam has Kings of Leon and Ted Leo and the…. opening.
• Still haven’t banged a goat
• Wu Tang, Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus
• Peace, I’m outta here!

Well this thoroughly scared the shit out of me. It turned out to be the $2000 dollars I won on the Preakness in 2006. Youbet.com reported it and I…

I am filing it now, and paying the taxes on it. ALWAYS pay your taxes! Pay extra…it’s the patriotic thing to do.

1. Channel Advisor API is DONE!
2. Now this is the definition of working all weekend.
3. This is a long wait for the Finals. Way too much time.
4. I am about to fight Kimbo Slice!
5. I have decided that B.Levy doesn’t have enough nicknames. I am going to think of at least 100 more.