I just figured out a twitter API hack. For the longest time I thought that you could only pull the last 20 tweets.

http://twitter.com/lakeshowonline.rss?page=2

Adding the page parameter to the URL pulls the previous 20 tweets. The question mark or non-HTML entity is a break from their supposed REST only API. I am surprised they didn’t go with:

http://api.twitter.com/lakeshowonline/rss/page/2

The last time I read through their docs I didn’t see any reference to RSS pagination. Granted I am so drunk I am falling asleep on the keyboard so who knows what I remembers.

LAKERS 2009. Lakers would destroy Knibb High by 30!

I’m angry! I’ve got shit to say. I am going to do something I haven’t done before on this blog. We are going to set aside “phuk” and replace it with “FUCK”.

I have accumilated a whole set of things that need a straight up FUCK YOU! This isn’t a permantent thing. It’s just that sometimes you need to scream FUCK. Phuk is too PG13. It just doesn’t do it — especially in print. I might be screaming FUCK but the world hears Phuk and it’s just not the same.

So stay tuned for a whole series of straight up FUCK YOUsssss!!!!

Sleazy B finally did it. He finally started a blog. So a quick wordpress install and he is up and blogging.

He’s a damn good writer so check it out at www.bheadshead.com. It’s going to get pricey once we starting buying alternate domains for all of his nicknames.

1. Less than 2 days until Lakers Blazers in the PR!
2. Less than 2 days until Lakers Blazers in the PR!
3. There were some nice payouts at Santa Anita on Saturday (Breeders Cup…phuk Curlin).
4. South Park is 0 - 3 this season. We are 9 days away from the election and are facing the worst global economic crisis in 80 years and they are talking about Indiana Jones and Peruvian Flute Bands. Chef’s dead and they are off their game.
5. PBK024

This should not be hard to decode. You’ll be happy you did.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the 2008 - 2009

Space Rooooooaaaaaccccchhhhhhheeeeees

• Dwyane Wade (Mia - PG,SG)
• Joe Johnson (Atl - PG,SG)
• James Posey (NO - SG,SF)
• Andrei Kirilenko (Uta - SF,PF)
• David West (NO - PF)
• Jermaine O’Neal (Tor - PF,C)
• Dwight Howard (Orl - C)
• Kendrick Perkins (Bos - C)
• Randy Foye (Min - PG,SG)
• Anthony Parker (Tor - SG,SF)
• Shane Battier (Hou - SF)

I am working on adding Derek Fisher and Cuttino Mobley. I’m pretty happy with this team. My bench can use a little work, that’s why I am hoping DFish and Mobley will fill that up.

I’m too drunk to actually post about the breeders cup right now. I was going to post something about it and now that I am sitting in front of the computer this is what is coming out and I don’t even think i am going to use punctuation because this is really just a continuous thought or a stream of consciousness that is just pouring out like an eminem rap without the gay mexican voice because that shit is annoying and i hope he doesn’t use it on the new album but he did use it in the new song especially towards the end and it made me not like it very much but i do like the breeders cup which is the all-star game for horse racing and a lot of the big stars are there and that is why i was going to post about it but this happened so word and phuk curlin that douche of a horse i can’t wait to watch him lose again because he phuked up the preakness last year and i can’t wait for tuesday lakers opening in the pr big up G good work

1. What is up with the Chargers? LT, where u @?
2. The only concert I have coming up is Mef and Red.
3. Entourage played Fake Plastic Trees during the final moments of tonight’s episode. w00t w00t.
4. Lakers preseason is getting me hyped. Big up Farmar and Ariza.
5. Lake Show opening night is 1 week 1 day away.