It’s Time To Kick 2011 In The Face

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Best Of Twenty Eleven

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Last year’s best of list was so shitty I actually posted a blog post apologizing for it. So this year I promise to make it an even bigger piece of streaming conscious nonsense. I mean come on, would you expect anything else?

Best Album: Watch The Throne

Best Movie: I don’t remember seeing any movies I liked

Best Song: “Niggas in Paris” & M83′s “Midnight City”

Best Day: August 5th

Best TV Show: Big Bang Theory (Reruns)

Best Concert: Watch The Throne

Best Odd Future Concert: House of Blues, Xmas @ The Roxy

Best Blog Redesign: Our Latest One

Best Blog Post: 2011 Troll Awards

Best Ass: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale & Zoe Kravitz

Best Hotness: Kate Upton

Best Awkwardly Uncomfortable Hotness: Kristen Stewart

Best Tweet: “Aunt has Parkinson’s. I told her to stop complaining and shake it off.” ~@notjoshaxelman

Best Keyboard: Microsoft Ergonomic

Best Friends Forever: All of Yous

Best Death: Steve Jobs

Best Ilest Funeral: Kim Jong

Best Lockout: NFL

Best Ink: Koi

Best Religion: Pyraspher “Bright Day”

Best Worst Best List: This One

Goodbye 2011. Viva 2012.

Another Lakers On Christmas Day Post

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It seems like every year, on December 25th, I write a blog post talking about a Lakers loss. It seems that way because that’s exactly what I do, every year. The one silver lining of the NBA lockout was an impending vacation from this somber ritual.

Nope. Not this year. The lockout ended and the Lakers lost. On Christmas. Again.

The Lakers played a far more competitive game than I believed they would. Regardless of injuries, tabloid reports of infidelity, divorce hearings, trade debacles and a depleted front court, Kobe is always focused and ready to play. The entire team, in spite of some missed shots, played to the level of a team that is trying to compete with the NBA elite. I’m not saying I believe this team, with its current roster, will make it to the finals. I’m just saying I’ve been far more disappointed by Xmas Day Lakers games.

So like all Christmas past, the Lakers lost. I blogged about it. Next year in Hawaii Jewfish Basin.

For those keeping track: The Lakers are 3 – 9 in the past 12 Christmas Day games.

Year Opponent W/L Score
2000 Portland Blazers L 104 – 109
2001 Philadelphia Sixers W 88 – 82
2002 Sacramento Kings L 99 – 105
2003 Houston Rockets L 87 – 99
2004 Miami Heat L 102 – 104
2005 Miami Heat L 92 – 97
2006 Miami Heat L 85 – 101
2007 Phoenix Suns W 122 – 115
2008 Boston Celtics W 92 – 83
2009 Cleveland Cavs L 102 – 87
2010 Miami Heat L 96 – 80
2011 Chicago Bulls L 88 – 87