I am sure you have heard by now that Sheryl Crow would like for us to not use toilet paper. Apparently the trees that are planted by the paper mill companies, which provide oxygen until their planed "homicide," are causing some sort of a global problem. I don't want to think about the amount of dysentery that would be passed if Americans only used a square of toilet paper. Our fast-food restaurants are disgusting enough.

If we want to conserve, and it's paper we are talking about, why can't we start with the those motherphuking, good for nothing, faux coupon mailbox jammers? Every day the mail-person cuts down a Redwood tree, chops it up, and jams the mailbox full of litter. It is literally litter. In every apartment building these are all over the floor. I would much rather this paper be used for a better purpose.

Download form 1500 from the USPS and send it in. "Postmasters may not refuse to accept a Form 1500 because the advertisement in question does not appear to be sexually oriented. Only the addressee may make that determination." Source

The real solution needs to start with the Super Markets. They need to stop sending us this junk. If they don't…we will be forced to use it for toilet paper. Please Sheryl, think about these things. You are in a position of influence. People are listening to you. Making radonkulous statements only diminishes the cause. I hope this was a bad joke taken out context. Please stop the mailbox litter if you really want to make the world a better place.