…and I wish literally. For some reason I’m not watching her show Shameless, in which she is naked and fucking in every episode. I recently saw her in an interview and she instantly became my new girlfriend, in my mind. I hope my real girlfriend doesn’t read this. Hahaha like a fleshlight can read.

Emmy Rossum is blumptastic and deserves more WhatDaPhuk love…all over her face (gentle kisses).