And I've been consistent to the phuking dream
And I've paid my dues
Just to get them all back
A simple man with simple desire


What is up with all these phuking beeps? If I don’t put my seat belt on the second I get into a car, it beeps. My laundry machine beeps and beeps. It’s actually less of a beep and more of a high pitch shriek. Why? If this machine really needs a notifier, why can’t it be something pleasant? Perhaps in a British voice “the laundry has finished sir.” That would be nice.

Please stop adding horrible alarm sounding noises to every thing. You got that proverbial people I am ranting to?! You got that?! At the very least give me an option to turn off the beeps. I guarantee that horrific beeping in the Lexus 250 is more of a distraction than my seat belt.

The Lexus 250 is such a phat ride…especially in white :)

One Response to “Stop With the Beeping”

  1. anslog Says:

    LMAO!! This is so true that I should not be laughing but I am. Totally diggin’ the British accented warning. Maybe a….”hey hot stuff…your laundry is pipin’ fresh!”

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